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No! Justin Genius!
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No! Justin Genius! |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
My name is Justin Genious 'though some say I'm a sot. and further more they say I'm nuts, I swear to you I'm NOT! Yes smart I AM, more than rest, 'cause I'm a GENIUS! The smartest of the Clan and specialized in viruses. I'm here to do a study on a crazy 'Stutee bunch, Especially the gooey stew they seem to have for brunch, And not to mention eggnog that's been brew down in the 'Stute, Or Moose who thinks he's doctor now and even wears a suit! I'm told they have a Nurse who picks your brain for flying brooms, And if you're good you'll get some time in Unknown's rubber room. Now if I'm lucky Justin Thyme may drop by for a tale, With Miss Behavin' Justine Nuff with good old Chip & Dale. But viruses is what I seek, I'm told they've got some ghastly, Good slimy ones in kitchen sink where Crayon King's seen lastly. Just when I was all ready Justin Nuendo told me: "NOT!" "You stay here Justin Bed until you fix this name you sot!". My brother says my name's too English, just an "o" too much, So therefore I requested Ron to change it with his touch, But we all know when Ron says "soon" it could be any day, We all know you're a busy man, but... Ron... Mphm that was May! So will you please, some day real soon, deprive me of an "o", 'Cause Clan will haunt poor Justin if my brain's more than they know And I don't wish to be that smart, not Justin Genious It's way too much, says Justin Clan, I'm Justin Genius! [This message has been edited by Justin Genious (edited 09-02-2001).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Justin, An interesting and amusing read. Enjoyed |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Yes, I have to echo Seymour's words exactly! Great play on words! |
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Voiceless Senior Member
since 2001-02-19
Posts 686Under the stars upon the wind |
Hey! Welecome to the Jungle!(sorry that song is stuck in my head) Great write it was fun to read if i do say so myself. I'll be looking for more of yours! And I do mean Welecome! ~Jen Freedom is not Free (Korean War memorial) |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
This is just too cute. I love it. Thanks muchly for the laugh Tracey If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
The Name Game? LOL at this one. I was wondering about this name, whether or not you're really a genius or a wandering loon. Justin Jest, of course. I had fun reading this one. Midnitesun |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
ROFL...cute.. hugs, g ~dgvarner/fallen rain~ |
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ggrn3 Member
since 2000-08-17
Posts 433Nahunta Georgia U.S. |
Justin G Interesting first post. Playing games with names huh. How about adding some O's. Like "O Goody." I liked this one. Welcome to Passions. Garfield |
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Justin Nuendo Member
since 2000-02-05
Posts 86Ozzz |
Arhg! His Emptiness has found us! Alarm! Run for yer life! 'Cause he ain't no real Justin, he's just wheel number five! Mum always said; "There's somethin' wrong With Justin Genious. Ignore all that he does my son, He's way too sane for us!" Me brother cried: "That's isn't true! I'm Justin Sane like you!" I tell you tho' it ain't just so! He doesn't write Haiku! Instead he goes for Ballads, With fancy words and stuff, I'll give him to the Balladeer 'Til he's had Justine Nuff! Apologize I must to all He'll ruin 'Stute's good name! He's Justin Genious ya know, He's Shirley-not insane! Yo bro'! How yer doing? Long time no see. Still into moldy things and mushrooms? Got some of them magic ones one ya? I'll get ya in the 'Stute if ya do...  Brave enough to enter lunacy? |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
I'm Justin Thyme, I tell you! Hey bro! This is ingenius! You come here with attempts to prove To us that you're a genius??!?!?! How clever and how cunning, Justin Credible will faint! As if your mind were some slick kind Of intellect! It ain't! Shall I remind you, brother Justin Thyme so all will see, The way you always lied to mother 'Bout your tests, so blatantly? Yes, my friends, this so called Genius Was a little con of sorts!! Once he took his test results And all the Doc's reports, Bound them in a volume With some leather and some twine, Claimed to Mom, "I'm Mensa now!" And then started to whine.... "Please Mommy, please believe me, I'm a genius, yes I am!" He said on knees, while sanity Escaped him once again. Poor Mom was torn! Completely miffed! The test results in hand... Her son, the psycho schizoid nut In need of reprimand! What COULD she say? What could she do? She nodded with agreement And then reviewed the test results So she could seek out treatment!  You ARE not Justin Genius, bro, That idea is grandoise! Now tell your TRUE identity And quit it with this noise! Now that I'm cured, I'm sure you will agree... The 'stute was just a figment Of a strange strange fantasy! There is no Wizard! I'm convinced! No Justin's, or cartoons. I'm Justin Thyme to tell you all You don't exist! You're LOONS!!!!! --- hehe, signed, just me, Justin T. |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Had to come back and I just love it more and more with all the Justins (LOL) Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Justin Credible Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10 |
WOW! This is Justin Credible! I can't believe it's come to this! Justin Genius!!! How ya been? To see you makes me reminisce! Welcome back into the blue Pages where we all once knew One another as the Cratchet Chased us clean around this racket. It's Justin Credible, I say! Justin Genius, let us play! (Please don't listen to Justin Thyme He thinks he has escaped! But I just saw him strapped in white On a bed with curtains draped. The boy's a mess! He's loony tunes! He's certainly not sane! Don't listen to him! He's just screwy Maybe his mom's to blame!) |
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Justin Credible Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10 |
http://stute.freeservers.com/       [This message has been edited by Justin Credible (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Justin it would seem that since the "o"'s gone out of your name Really I must say that I don't think you look the same Your other brother, Justin Thyme is gonna be quite jealous If that's the case, then I've no doubt, that you will surely tell us If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Decaflame Senior Member
since 2001-05-11
Posts 1635 |
Too cute, a true delight but I see through this with pen's might for Justin Delible shall come to call for he wants to play with y'all.... Justin Corrigible shall come, too as Justin Trinsic comes in to view.... [This message has been edited by Decaflame (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
In response to this you'll see that I have penned to you another though to be sure it's PG, I'll send a copy to your mother So look for it on passions and I have no doubt you'll see That you, my little genius are no cleverer than me If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Walter Ego New Member
since 2000-03-07
Posts 5 |
Justin Credible, Didn't you know our craziness has put terrashare.com out of business? Where have you been? Justin Bed - Miss Behavin'? Wake up! You're Justin Credible! Our new home can be found at: http://stute.freeservers.com I'm Walter Ego The 'Stute's alter ego [This message has been edited by Walter Ego (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Justin Credible Junior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 10 |
Thanks, Walt. Fixed it. I couldn't find my way around the inside of a paper bag, let alone the looney internet superfreaked out highway. Great handle, by the way. |
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Nurse Crachet Member
since 1999-09-27
Posts 318They know where I am! |
oh, the quest you all have founded problem is you've all been grounded right here in this simplest of places I just wonder why all the grim faces Justin Genious a welcome deserved lets not fidgit and get all unnerved the world you visit cannot compare to the cognitivity of your stare a warning forth I give this here day able am I to pounce on your play Doc Moose may not be coherent so Doc Banderaid will be decent arrival time will surely coincide with crayon kings revealing hyde the walls here have all the imprints of looney toons who've lost their mints Justin's all have been committed to denial that they've been admitted come look around and you will see a myrid calamity of who oh who is me. [This message has been edited by Nurse Crachet (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
Dear folks, at last my brothers show their vicious jealousy, I'm glad it's in the Open now for everyone to see. They're jealous of the audience I've gathered here around, They're jealous of the crowd that I have kept truly spell bound. They're envious about my language spoken as it should, And picked on me for being smart from earliest childhood. They hate my gift of play with words, they loathe my funny bone, But most of all they hate the fact I'm Mummy's number 1! My brother Justin Nuendo always spoke with dual tongue, Mum almost ripped it out one day when he was very young, Since then he's tried his Haiku's 'cause the Ballads were too much, Unfortunate he never came to master even such. Does Justin Thyme truly believe he could escape the 'Stute? While all the time he's Justin Bed dreaming away? That's cute! The Doctor Moose sedated him, it really is quite sad, To hear him tell his tales of freedom strapped tight to his bed. Somewhat unique I'd say is brother Justin Credible, He loves to play a game with cousin Justin Visible. His fantasy's to play a game of Chip & Dale with Fudd, To find out who's the cutest of those two, the real 'Stute stud! Dear audience I fear it's time for me to split and run, I thank you for your kind words; drop by any time for fun. I see the Nurse allows me in, inviting me to learn, The who oh who she really is; the Nurse who makes them burn! [This message has been edited by Justin Genious (edited 09-04-2001).] |
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Jeannie Junior Member
since 2000-03-17
Posts 40Wherever I'm needed |
Nurse Crachet I am here to say you're mistaken, We won't accept any other Doc, but our Moose. Must I wiggle my nose and give you a shakin? Next time Andrew just might cook your goose! I hear the telephone ringing, ringing, ringing, Hello, hello, hello, Doc Moose could it be you? Hurry quick, a new Doc Nurse C is bringing, No one there it seems, or maybe it's a hidden clue? Doc tor, Doc tor where are you, where are you? I got a sliver, I got a wound, can you fix it please! I never knew this feeling, this feeling of deepest blue, Doc Moose can you stop hiding behind all these trees. Alone I'll sit till he returns, no other Doc can replace, What has been revolving, and revolving and revolving, Whoops got myself a bit dizzy, thanks Justin Kase, For catching me before my words began disolving. I vote we all go on strike, we'll picket the halls, Yell, and chant till dinner time, than a food fight! We won't stop at nothing until Doc Moose calls and tells us that Nurse C. has made things right. |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
I've been waiting for this genious, over on my thread I thought that maybe he got scared, and just went off to bed I got him all confused you see, he said that he'd be back I went back there to find him, but his presence it did lack But here I find him on his thread surrounded by his family I think he's scared to come because he's only just a SISSY So Genious I'm over at my thread, it called "Reply to Justin Genius" The stage is set, the duel is ready, I'm feeling mighty devious If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
I sit in silent wonder staring at these walls of pink . What none may wrent a-sunder may be jeopardized I think . The position of the planets rolling 'bout like little pills , confirms my deep suspicions that ol' Crachit bodes me ill . A sound I hear intuding in Bewilderment as well , disturbing , and yet , welcome for 'tis friends who've rung my bell . A new impostor Dr. ? In the name of all that's good , just bring him on ! ( I'll wager that he's just a pecker-wood ) Now I'm not to be trifled with , Ive vested int'rest here . I've Justin Vestigated and I'd like to make this clear , at anytime and anyplace your ills be large or small , don't hesitate for my name plate is still up on the wall , emblazoned and embellished in invisible ink swirls . May I be of assistance as this next chapter unfurls ? Doc |
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Justin Genius Member
since 2001-04-02
Posts 85 |
Miss Tracey, I gather I have fulfilled your needs with "The Ballad Of Miss Tracey"?  Bon voyage lady and cheers! Oh... and NO drinking and writing!  As long as we keep writing there will always be a 'Stute, With Justins, Nurses, Kings and Ladies, some are even cute! With Doc back in the 'Stute there are still some that need be found For instance where's Crayolla King? Who's seen him last around? Next stop? Andrew Scott! |
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Lady in Red Member
since 2000-02-16
Posts 147 |
Please Mr. Justin... would you please? Last time I talked to dear 'Drew was weeks ago, just before he took off to Canada. Do you think they caught him playing with his stick? Umm ... I mean paraffin sticks... Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou... |
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Dusk Treader
Moderator
Senior Member
since 1999-06-18
Posts 1187St. Paul, MN |
My goodness, do my eyes decieve me! The 'Stute again on the loose, I see Crazy hooligans bouncing off the walls You'll find your place back in your stalls! You guys are a hoot, Justin Possible... Keep the fun rolling! |
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Topheth Member
since 2001-09-08
Posts 297Texas |
Oh my, this is just way too much and late an hour to be reading such. I think, before I drop here dead, I'll drag my silly butt to bed.... |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Okay you have me fooled for sure who is this Justin Genius person? I have to stop them writing poems, with each verse the insults worsen. They claim I'm a west coast cry baby, I drowned my cat in my own tears, Someone tell me who this poet is must be one of my Passion peers? Whomever you are I'm delighted, that you found fun in picking at me, next time it will be my turn and I shall then roast thee! LOL psst - I can't rhyme worth beans but thanks for the fun! Hugs whomever you are. |
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I like this one!! 
