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WhiteRose Member Elite
since 2002-07-23
Posts 3208somebody's dungeon 
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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster). Update 05-05-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous application. -- thought this was funny |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
that is funny! thanks for sharing |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
 Now if the cure for loss of muse was so easy I'd be writing right now!!!! LOL Thanks!! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I just realized that "work" is a four-letter word! ~ Go figure! lol Thanks for the info! Fore-warned is to be fore-armed! Bottoms up!   Earth Mouse  |
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Kellie_Cantrell Senior Member
since 2002-05-22
Posts 1667New York |
omg that was hilarious.... time for a little bit of revenge.. I forwarded this to everyone who dared send me a forward in the last month. hehe |
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sweetpoetess Member
since 2005-02-27
Posts 428Florida |
LOL I can't stop laughing. Poetry is beauty in words. |
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Kellie_Cantrell Senior Member
since 2002-05-22
Posts 1667New York |
hehe, so i sent it as a forward, and i ended up getting it 3 times lol |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
lol...very funny! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
loved it !!! Nice to see you M |
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