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WhiteRose
Member Elite

since 2002-07-23

Posts 3208
somebody's dungeon

0 posted 2005-07-03 09:03 PM

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to
the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

The quickest acting WINE type is called
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can
afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer
(CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely
eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus
is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).

Update 05-05-05:

After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more
generous application.
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thought this was funny

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

1 posted 2005-07-03 09:07 PM

that is funny!

thanks for sharing

Poet deVine

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

2 posted 2005-07-03 09:53 PM

Now if the cure for loss of muse was so easy I'd be writing right now!!!! LOL

Thanks!!

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2005-07-04 01:37 AM

I just realized that "work" is a four-letter word! ~ Go figure! lol

Thanks for the info! Fore-warned is to be fore-armed! Bottoms up!

Earth Mouse

Kellie_Cantrell
Senior Member

since 2002-05-22

Posts 1667
New York

4 posted 2005-07-04 02:35 PM

omg that was hilarious.... time for a little bit of revenge.. I forwarded this to everyone who dared send me a forward in the last month. hehe

sweetpoetess
Member

since 2005-02-27

Posts 428
Florida

5 posted 2005-07-04 03:02 PM

LOL I can't stop laughing.

Poetry is beauty in words.

Kellie_Cantrell
Senior Member

since 2002-05-22

Posts 1667
New York

6 posted 2005-07-06 12:03 PM

hehe, so i sent it as a forward, and i ended up getting it 3 times lol

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

7 posted 2005-07-06 02:02 AM

lol...very funny!

nakdthoughts
Member Laureate

since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

8 posted 2005-07-06 01:08 PM

loved it !!!

Nice to see you

M

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