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0 posted 2005-07-03 09:03 PM

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by  

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).  

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone  
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.  

This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should  
come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2 good friends to  
the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as  
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).  

The quickest acting WINE type is called  
Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is only available for those who can  
afford it, the next best equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer  
(CASK). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely  
eliminated from your system.  

Forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends you  
have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This virus  
is DEADLY (Destroys-Every-Available-Decent-Living-Youngster).  

Update 05-05-05:  

After extensive testing it has been concluded that  
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but may require a more  
generous application.

thought this was funny

© Copyright 2005 Anne Thompson - All Rights Reserved
passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26
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1 posted 2005-07-03 09:07 PM

that is funny!

thanks for sharing

Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley
2 posted 2005-07-03 09:53 PM

Now if the cure for loss of muse was so easy I'd be writing right now!!!! LOL


Earth Angel
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Realms of Light
3 posted 2005-07-04 01:37 AM

I just realized that "work" is a four-letter word! ~ Go figure! lol

Thanks for the info! Fore-warned is to be fore-armed! Bottoms up!  Cheers

Earth Mouse
Angelic Mouse

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4 posted 2005-07-04 02:35 PM

omg that was hilarious.... time for a little bit of revenge.. I forwarded this to everyone who dared send me a forward in the last month. hehe
since 2005-02-27
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5 posted 2005-07-04 03:02 PM

LOL I can't stop laughing.

Poetry is beauty in words.

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6 posted 2005-07-06 12:03 PM

hehe, so i sent it as a forward, and i ended up getting it 3 times lol
Member Patricius
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7 posted 2005-07-06 02:02 AM

lol...very funny!
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Between the Lines
8 posted 2005-07-06 01:08 PM

loved it !!!

Nice to see you

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