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Toerag - Single Again
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Toerag - Single Again |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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It's my sad duty to report A change in Toerag's life. It seems he'll have to carry on Without his loving wife. She told him that their savings were About to disappear And he would have to give things up Like daily quarts of beer! So, Toerag, so considerate, Said he would do his part And said goodbye to Coors and Buds With quite the heavy heart. Arriving home from work today He screamed, "This is pathetic! I gave up beer and see you spent A hundred on cosmetics!" "But, Toe", she said, "that's just so I Can look good to you, dear." "Oh, really?", Toe said, fuming mad. "That's why I drank the beer!!!" It didn't take her long to pack And I don't think she's comin' back!  |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
...no room for AVON ladies here? Mike!!! Hugs, good to 'see' you.   ~ Klassy |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Deer...leave him alone you rascal!  |
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Jason Lyle Senior Member
since 2003-02-07
Posts 1438With my darkling |
This might just be my favorite. Very, very funny. Jason |
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The Lady Member Rara Avis
since 2005-12-26
Posts 7634The Southwest |
love it! |
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skyshine 
since 2002-02-07
Posts 3058Beneath the northern stars |
Haha, poor Toerag.....but great poem, Balladeer!  sky I hope someday you get the chance to live like you were dying.... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Toe's loss is another man's gain! Oh, Deer! He's gonna have a hard time finding a woman as pretty as the one he let get away! |
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MGROVES
since 2004-02-01
Posts 3802california |
roflmao   My spirit will rise |
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sandgrain Member Elite
since 1999-09-21
Posts 3662Sycamore, IL, USA |
Toerag had quite a jag When poor "Deer" had no beer So "Deer" wrote A poetic joke And now has Toe's ex to fear! Enjoyed! Rae |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I really don't know who is more rascally... 'Deer in his golf environment, or Toe in his, poetically....  |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Ha ha ha ha, I'll miss your little Toe jokes when I'm in hospital Deer. Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! You can sure tell it Balladeer. Poor Toe. It is such a pleasure to read your writes, again. |
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sewasham Senior Member
since 2006-09-11
Posts 714Oklahoma, USA |
Poor ole Toe must have been able to drink alot of beer. What a hoot. Take care and Have fun. Steve |
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RosePetal
since 2001-08-26
Posts 2985South Florida |
HEY THERE BALLADEER! It's been quite some time and I have missed your humorous poems! I have a lot of catching up to do. your poem reminds me of how I spend too much money on cosmetics at sephora. lol. RosePetal |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
too funny! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
'Deer, I'm pretty sure there's a price to pay for the secrets you tell.  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... I'd missed this before... glad the giggles resurfaced! *S* |
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