“Pay that man no attention”

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Open Poetry #39

“Pay that man no attention”

Edward Grim
Senior Member

since 2005-12-18

Posts 1154
Greenville, South Carolina

0 posted 2006-12-29 10:14 PM

The goggles are for protection
from the gamma rays and
seed-throwing chimps that escaped
from the freezer last night!
I'm totally sure of it.
But the shiatsu does have
extensive training in the ninja
and liturgical arts.
However, I am not afraid of it,
for it is, in fact a paraplegic.
Now, if I can only extract myself
from this putrid and rancid smelling
area that I'm in;
away from those awful red commies
that want to cattle prod my sex organs
and have me for dinner.
My lord, do I ever refuse those
types of advances.
I must if I wish to sustain.

And I said to the devil, "You better leave my spleen alone."

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