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aziza
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Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy!

0 posted 2006-08-09 03:09 AM


I was walkin' down the street
Lookin' classy from head to feet
My hips were swayin', I looked so fine
Of all the butts to look at -- they were lookin' at mine
I knew it was because of my new skirt and hair
I didn't know that they saw my underware
The skirt it wrapped ... well it was supposed to
but the back was open and the wind was blowin' thru
I didn't know that's why they all looked at me
I just thought I was lookin' exceptionally purty.

aziza
(It's still Tuesday here)

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passing shadows
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displaced
1 posted 2006-08-09 05:27 AM


LOL

oooops

Toerag
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Ala bam a
2 posted 2006-08-09 07:43 AM


the wind was blowing thru?....What did you have for supper?....great write...now keep typin' some humor now and then....I've pretty much lost my muse...(as if I ever really had any to begin with).....
nakdthoughts
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Between the Lines
3 posted 2006-08-09 08:56 AM


well at least you were "under" prepared...


M

divine chaos
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dancing 'neath the moon
4 posted 2006-08-09 08:57 AM


you were wearin' underwear?  
*blinks and marks it on the calendar*
is it a leap year or sumfin?  :p

~*Sheli*~

By words the mind is winged
~Aristophanes~

suthern
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5 posted 2006-08-09 09:41 AM


LOL... This reminded me of living in New Orleans... where they issued "skirt alerts" for the business district! *G* Wearing a slip was never optional! LOL

Pilgrimage
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6 posted 2006-08-09 09:46 AM


  That sounds like something that would happen to me.  I love the way you phrased it--you put a big grin on my face.

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

LeeJ
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7 posted 2006-08-09 10:04 AM




this was one of those kodack momnets?  NO?

enjoyed.

sandgrain
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8 posted 2006-08-09 10:15 AM


This cutie met the challenge all right!

     Rae

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9 posted 2006-08-09 09:50 PM


I hear that Toerag left a trail of drool that Indians could paddle their canoes on just by following you around! You must be somethin'!!
aziza
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Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy!
10 posted 2006-08-10 12:06 PM


Yep, passing shadows, i kinda said that too ... it went like this ... "What $&#* happened to my %@#*!@%^ 4&%*@ skirt!"  Always the lady, I only spoke in those incidental keys on my keyboard. I am kinda bilingual that way.

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Toerag,
It's not my fault that my skirt flew up in the wind
My mind was fulla all the things I had to attend!
It was NOT caused by a wind created by gas
It was just a wardrobe malfunction that displayed my a--
The skirt was a goner and I didn't know
BUT
Now I have groupies wherever I go!

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nakdthoughts
For sure, coulda been nakdbutt!
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DC darlin'
It was a full moon, what can I say?

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suthern
A slip?  That's what happened to the skirt!  Finally someone understands!

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Nan
Thanks, you made my day.  The grin was the goal!

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Lee,
It was Kodak and America's Funniest Home Videos rolled into one!  Thank God no one seemed to have a camera (that I know of)

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Thank you, Rae -- butt it really was not my doing.
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Balladeer
I thought that was a slug trail.  I really did!
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Thanks all - it was fun!

miscellanea
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OH
11 posted 2006-08-10 02:38 AM


Whoops!  purty interesting and humorous experience!  Thanks for the grin.

misc

divine chaos
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dancing 'neath the moon
12 posted 2006-08-10 08:16 AM


I'm sure that even if someone DID have a camera that your pictures wouldn't be plastered all over the internet or anything *nods matter of factly ... and hides the cam*

By words the mind is winged
~Aristophanes~

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