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Larry C
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0 posted 2006-08-08 11:29 PM



Like He Used To Do
By Larry Chadwick


Toe took his wife on a Golden Anniversary trip,
Their destination reflected the success of both his marriage and career.
And to celebrate that great day he took her out for some fine dining,
“Toe” she said, “pull out the chair like you used to do, dear.”

They could hardly wait to return to the hotel room,
He could barely contain himself until the time was near.
She looked longingly in his eyes and begged,
“Embrace me like you used to do, dear.”

Wanting more, she pleaded for a kiss,
“Remember, like you used to do, dear.”
By now he was getting fatigued,
And quite distracted when she nibbled on his ear.

But she had one more request,
As she looked at him from beneath.
“Bite me like you used to do.”
So he left the room… to get his teeth.

August 8, 2006


If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

© Copyright 2006 Larry Chadwick - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2006-08-09 12:53 PM


I broke into gales of laughter when I read the ending! I can picture the awkward scene all in my mind's eye! ~ and it ain't pretty! lol


Linda

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2 posted 2006-08-09 01:01 AM


Larry, you're a hoot!  
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3 posted 2006-08-09 01:14 AM



where is this challenge?
the link?

passing shadows
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4 posted 2006-08-09 06:28 AM


LOL

good one

Sunshine
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5 posted 2006-08-09 07:27 AM



This'll do!




Toerag
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6 posted 2006-08-09 07:40 AM


Yo Larry....I can tell you where I got my teeth so you can enjoy something other than soup now?....Mine are "Equate" only $19.95 at Walmart...one size fits all....

Well done ya old coot.....

Bonnie j
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7 posted 2006-08-09 08:10 AM


Oh!My!
LOL
You are as bad as our ole ToeMan.
Hugs
BonBon

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8 posted 2006-08-09 08:46 AM


a perfect "funny" Larry


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9 posted 2006-08-09 09:26 AM


ROFLMAO... at least he didn't hand her the teeth and tell her to enjoy while he took a snooze! LOL

Enjoyed this! *S*

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10 posted 2006-08-09 11:08 AM


It's a good thing he didn't remove his hearing aid.  At lease he was able to hear the request...
Well done, Larry!

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

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11 posted 2006-08-09 09:29 PM


Funny looks good on you, Larry!
(certainly not like Toe's Equate teeth, I'm sure. LOL)
Huggies,


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12 posted 2006-08-09 09:36 PM


Ole Toerag always did have teeth like stars....that come out at night!

Good work, Larry!

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13 posted 2006-08-09 09:38 PM


lmao .. very cute
I likes teeth


~*Sheli*~

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~Aristophanes~

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