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Earth Angel
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0 posted 2006-08-08 05:52 PM



        

Ball & Toe


There was a man called Balladeer,
He’d glug his wine and swill his beer.
Toe, his friend, distilled his drink,
In the tub and in the sink.

Together they would booze all day,
Drinking buddies on bales of hay.
They’d burp and belch and be uncouth,
And neither one e’er told the truth.

Flies stuck to their grimy duds,
As pigs rolled ‘round the stinkin’ muds.
But once they started kissin' hens,
Their jilted wives were more than friends!


[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (08-09-2006 01:20 AM).]

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nakdthoughts
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1 posted 2006-08-08 06:21 PM


Haha...Linda...you are too funny~~

I've seen that place..hmm..might be in my backyard...

M

Titia Geertman
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2 posted 2006-08-08 06:27 PM


LOL thanks for the smile

Like scattered leaves...my words will flow

sandgrain
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3 posted 2006-08-08 11:25 PM


That's a good one!

    Rae

Larry C
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4 posted 2006-08-08 11:31 PM


Linda,
Don't you mean ex's? Nicely done.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane,
I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Balladeer
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5 posted 2006-08-09 12:10 PM


It's true we had a garden spot a way up in the hills.
We had the bare necessities and didn't fancy frills.
Few ladies came to visit us to fill us with delight
But Toerag had a favorite pig that kept him warm at night.

He called her Pork Chop Linda and he loved that pig to death.
He tried to kiss her once but couldn't tolerate her breath.
They spent time in the sty together, frolicked in the mud.
He called her his "earth" angel and she called him her big stud.

So finally I left. The squealing got to be too loud.
I mean, I've done some things in life for which I ain't so proud
But Toerag boy and Pork Chop Linda - that just made me wince
So I took off three months ago and I ain't been back since!!



Earth Angel
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6 posted 2006-08-09 12:38 PM


Naked One ~

My momma used to say: "A woman cain't be too thin, too rich, or too funny!"

Loves 'n Laughs
Linda Lou

Earth Angel
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7 posted 2006-08-09 12:39 PM


Titia ~

...and you have such a beautiful smile!

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda Lou

Earth Angel
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8 posted 2006-08-09 12:40 PM


Rae ~

Thank ya kindly! Glad you enjoyed!

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda Lou

Earth Angel
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9 posted 2006-08-09 12:41 PM


Larry ~

Hmm! Ya gotta point there! Mind you, they were 'muttons' fer punishment! ~ or is that 'gluttons'! Hardy har har!

Loves 'n Laughs,
Lindy Lou

Earth Angel
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10 posted 2006-08-09 12:45 PM


Ball-a-Deer ~

I just squeal away when I even think of that stud in the mud! Sue-y!

Thanx fer honoring us with yer purdy words!

Now y'all come back now, ya hear! I'll save a chop er two fer you! Oink Oink

Loves 'n Laughs,
Linda Lou

iliana
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11 posted 2006-08-09 01:08 AM


That's pretty funny, Linda..hehehe...I guess they've asked for it!  KBHBLY....lily jo
Toerag
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12 posted 2006-08-09 07:45 AM


Hey, she ain't no Pork Chop...but quite a "tenderloin"!!!!!
Earth Angel
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13 posted 2006-08-09 09:23 AM


iliana ~

Yep! "They asked for it!" ~ but they ain't gettin' any! lol

KBHBLY2
Lindy Lou

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14 posted 2006-08-09 09:25 AM


Toerag ~

Ooo! I like it when you talk tenderloin! lol


Lindy Lou

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15 posted 2006-08-09 10:10 AM


LOL

Terrific!!!!

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16 posted 2006-08-09 11:14 AM


Did you feel guilty writing this
I love it!

Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write.

inot2B
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17 posted 2006-08-09 12:46 PM


Only those two could provoke someone into telling the true story about 'em.
Loved your story!!!!

Pilgrimage
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18 posted 2006-08-09 12:56 PM


Now THAT is hilarious!  I'm grinning like a pig in mud. (Do they grin?)

Nan (Pilgrim variety)

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19 posted 2006-08-10 11:50 AM


LOL! This is so funny.
Earth Angel
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20 posted 2006-08-10 01:21 PM


Lee ~

I love to see you laugh! In fact, I could hear your guffaw all the way up here!

Loveya!
Linda

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21 posted 2006-08-10 01:24 PM


interloper ~

Dr. Love, are you trying to analyze my motives?!? lol

Well, I must admit, I do feel a tad bit guilty for baring my Victorian secrets! NOT! Hardy har har!


Lindy Lou

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22 posted 2006-08-10 01:26 PM


inot2B ~

Where in Beer Belly Bog have you been, boy?!?

Glad ya stopped by! Care for a spot er two of moonshine?!? ~ I made it myself!

Hugs 'n slugs,
Lindy Lou

Earth Angel
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23 posted 2006-08-10 01:29 PM


Pilgrim ~

Howdy! ~ and a mighty fine pig ye be! lol

Squeal away! ~ Keep the butcher away!

Loves 'n Laughs,
Lindy Lou

Earth Angel
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24 posted 2006-08-10 01:31 PM


Smartest Chick ~

Your precious peep is music to my humongous ears!

Loving hugs 'n laughs,
Lindy Lou

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25 posted 2006-08-10 02:13 PM


the hilarious dialogue itself is keeping me rolling, loving the banters of this barnyard!
Cute, cute, cute...

misc

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26 posted 2006-08-10 06:26 PM


thatd make a good 'need a laugh?' thing at work or somewhere

Swinging the Dead in this Free Fall you call life, Swinging the Dead on a Deathride

Earth Angel
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27 posted 2006-08-10 07:47 PM


Miss Misce ~

Laughing is good for what ales ya! ~ or is that "ails"?!?

Loves 'n Bales of laughter ~ or is that "gales"?!?

Sending a big huggaroo
From Lindy Lou

Earth Angel
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28 posted 2006-08-10 07:51 PM


Hi, Hot Flakes!

Hey! That's a great idea! Since I work from home, I could put up a few of my haha's up on the wall for my clients to read while they are waiting for their appointment!

Hugs 'n slugs
EA

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