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Potty Poetry |
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Simon Townsend New Member
since 2006-08-05
Posts 2UK |
Hello everybody!! I just wanted to try out some of my potty poetry on poetry fans everywhere. How about this: SELFISH SHELFISH A crab stole my credit card It grabbed it with its claws For me it was chip and pin But for him it was pinch and nip. Or this: BRICKS & SHORTER There was a man who was three feet tall He fell in love with a ten feet wall I don't know how He'll get over it. Or this: MY MISSING NAN Spare a thought for my dad's mum Who got lost on her way to the curry house Now she is missing And so is my naan. Or another crabby one: CHAV CRAB Down the fishmonger's stall in Margate There were cockles and mussels Whelks, clams and squid to be had But the dressed crab Looked particularly bad Dressed as it was in a shell suit. There's more at www.pottypoetry.co.uk Thankyou!! |
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the quell Member
since 2006-07-19
Posts 144Liverpool, UK |
I enjoyed muchly. Especially the 'chav crab' business (but you know, a lot of people on this site are from the U.S. and might not be fully aware of chav culture...) and the 'missing naan' thing was inspired. Not you, naan bread! ohhhh yes. They aren't flaps; they're my face! |
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Simon Townsend New Member
since 2006-08-05
Posts 2UK |
Thanks very much for the comment. I think I must be slowly becoming obsessed with crabs!  |
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