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Rules for a Three Year Old
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Rules for a Three Year Old |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Rules for a Three Year Old We don't stick popcorn up our nose We don't hold our forks with our toes We don't try to grow a garden in our ears We don't ever put wiggly worms on the stairs We don't say no to our fathers or mothers We don't snatch toys from any others We don't tap dance on puppy dogs tails We don't drink lemonade from muddy pails We don't kick and we don't bite We don't spit bubble gum out of sight We don't hide and cut our hair We don't do ballet standing on a chair We don't take naps outside on the ice We don't stick out our tongues, that's not nice We don't wear swimming suits in the snow We don't go to town before we go (potty) We don’t eat ice cream in the shower We don’t frown and we don’t glower We don’t tie our shoes to our heads We don’t take bubble baths in our beds We don’t stay up all night to watch our shows We don’t leave crumbs wherever we go We don’t forget to give big fat hugs We don’t hide Jell-O underneath the rugs We don’t stop looking at the stars to make wishes We don’t cry because we can’t do the dishes We don’t go to sleep without saying “goodnight” We don’t use our walls to write We don’t forget these rules every day We don’t hurt others when we play We don’t make our sister sad and cry We don’t forget no one loves you like I. aziza |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
 Made me smile! |
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XOx Uriah xOX Senior Member
since 2006-02-11
Posts 1403Virginia |
LOL Been here ! Precious ! I enjoyed this soooo much ! An old one of mine, if you care to read /main/forumdisplay.cgi?action=displayarchive&number=94&topic=001333 |
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BeautifullyBroken84 Junior Member
since 2005-11-16
Posts 11Minnesota, USA |
I work with little children...and this poem is as funny/endearing as it is accurate! Much enjoyed. ~* I write the waves of my emotions, with my pen as my ship and my heart as my compass *~ |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Thank you! :: laughs :: She didn't think much of this poem! Course, she is three! |
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aziza Member Elite
since 2006-07-09
Posts 2995Lumpy Oatmeal makes me Crazy! |
Uriah, I meant to tell you in that post above that I loved your poem. Thank you for linking me to it. It is a real keeper and made me laugh. aziza |
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