i need some arithmetic

this Calculus is too hard

and fractions have me on guard

imaginary numbers should be barred

limits have got me scarred

for life

because my integrating cost me my wife

and nothing equals the strife

i've put myself through

solving equations to glue

us together

even though Probability and Statistics predicted bad weather

and no matter what i multiply i'm never

clever

enough to get her to smile

except that one time i had the location on file

to her funnybone



love,

howard