Toerag
Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
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2006-04-12
07:40 AM
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A much needed rest, I was sound asleep, It's been one hell of a day. I heard a knock, about 3 o'clock, Rolled over-ignored-slept away.
My wife awoke and yelled in my ear, "Aren't you gonna go see who's there?" Got up and staggered down the stairs, Found drunk Balladeer in despair.
He slurred out, "Can ya give me a push?" My reply was direct and clear; "It's three o'clock in the morning ya lush, Get your drunk butt out of here!"
Went back to bed, my wife asked me; "Who was knocking at our door?" I said just a drunk, needing a push, I told him to knock no more!"
She said that's not nice, go back and see If I could assist this poor old man, Got back outta bed-back down the stairs, To do what ever I can.
I looked out the door, unable to see, Yelled; "Do you still need a push?" He replied, "Yes I sure do, would you please, I'm out here past the bush."
He said he was next to the flowerbed, But I couldn't see a single thing, I went out to the yard, and my face turned blood red, Found Bally on my little girl's swing.
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passing shadows
Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577
displaced
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2006-04-12
07:44 AM
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darn women!
shoulda told her to go push!
LOL
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Earth Angel
Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215
Realms of Light
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2006-04-12
08:29 AM
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Hmm! I never took Balladeer for a swinger!!! ~ and since I know how much pride you take in keeping yourself fit, I KNEW you weren't a "pusher"!
Hugs 'n smiles, EA
[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (04-12-2006 09:52 AM).]
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Ceinwyn
Member Elite
since 2000-07-09
Posts 2175
VA
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2006-04-12
06:29 PM
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If at first you don't succeed destroy all the evidence that you tried.
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049
California
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2006-04-12
06:34 PM
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Toe...funny!
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miscellanea
Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060
OH
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2006-04-12
09:00 PM
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Spunky as usual. Thanks for the grin!
miscellanea
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