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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2006-04-04 02:39 PM

Magnus was getting older,
Lost his muse for poems,
His family decided,
"He needs a nursing home"

Magnus seemed quite happy,
Bed baths by young sweet girls,
Some with low cut dresses,
With lovely blond hair curls.

They fed him gourmet meals,
Had a lovely garden view,
Gave him crayons to color with,
Always things to do.

The nurses noticed Magnus,
If left for any time,
Would start to lean righ over,
So they'd lean him straight in line.

He'd lean out to the left,
They'd straighen him and then,
He'd lean off to the right,
They'd set him straight again.

His family came to visit,
Asked how he liked the "home"
He answered with frustration,
Which started with a moan.

"I've only one complaint,
My stomach's growing fast,
The nurses here won't let me,
Lean out to pass the gas."

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

1 posted 2006-04-04 04:31 PM

"TOERAG"!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugs Bon

The Lady
Member Rara Avis

since 2005-12-26

Posts 7634
The Southwest

2 posted 2006-04-04 04:35 PM

Oh Toerag... you're full of beans. You make me laugh. Good one.

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

3 posted 2006-04-06 01:59 PM

I'm so sorry to hear that our Mag-nanimous One is now living in a Nursing Home.

If you could kindly give me the address, I'll "fly" by and give him a healing hug!

P.S.
Oh, and regarding his little problem, would you please tell him that Earth Angel says "and this too shall pass"!

EA

[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (04-06-2006 05:26 PM).]

latearrival
Member Ascendant

since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

4 posted 2006-04-06 03:06 PM

Toe, you are ever the rascal. martyjo

ThisDiamond
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-02-22

Posts 9353
Michigan, USA

5 posted 2006-04-06 05:08 PM

LOL...can't wait until our friend see's this one Toe...sheesh. Excellent.
TD

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

6 posted 2006-04-06 09:53 PM

good grief! Poor Magnus!
soon he'll blow right up out of that chair!

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

7 posted 2006-04-06 10:14 PM

OK...nuff is enough....you rotten rascal.

I will get ya, and soon...when you least expect it..

Thanx Toe, old buddy, pal, friend, confidant... HOG WASH!!!

By the way, EA came by...gave me a hug and
the rest is history....

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

8 posted 2006-04-07 09:08 AM

Maggie....EA did what?...You must have had one great "dream" last night....

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