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Toezan 2, Looking For a Mate...(The Saga Continues)
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Toezan 2, Looking For a Mate...(The Saga Continues) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Looking out my jungle escartment, Over my wildlife kingdom, Watching for excitement, (Perhaps a gal will swing-in) I've swept up with some palm leaves, No dung out in the yard, Cleaning after Simba, Is becoming really hard. I cut down many large trees, Built a nice large hut, Can't house-train my elephant, Nor my lion I named "Mutt" That's why I need a soul mate, House cleaning's such a chore, I'll give her fruits and dates Who could ask for more? I'd give her a lovely wardrobe, Fig leaves in fall colors, Bug eaten leaves for negligees, (And a cave out back for mother). |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag, Man you are smooth, what women could resist that? Did you prepare for the rush? |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... Oh, poor lonely one... I know the stampede will be on... with all you're offering, you'll have wimmin galore! LOL |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Send me your address... I'll be right there. Oh yea...Happy Birthday again!  |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
I'm learning how to vine-swing...perhaps I can find you!!  |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
LOL |
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Klassy Lassy Member Elite
since 2005-06-28
Posts 2187Oregon |
Mom, huh? I hope you aren't the frog Empress was telling me about the other day... LOL  |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
OHhhhhhhhhh! How could any tree swingin' gal resist. Hugs BonBon  |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
I'd give her a lovely wardrobe, Fig leaves in fall colors, Bug eaten leaves for negligees, very funny!!  M |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Hi, Toezan! This is EA swinging by! The fruits and dates sound scrumpdeeliscious ~ and the designer fig leaves di-vine! But I think I'll pass on the bug eaten leaves for negligees! Oh, and I like that idea of your Mom living in the cave out back!  EA |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Sounds like a dream come true, Toe! You're too funny! Let's see if you can inspire the funnybone in me to come out today. Thanks! I'll give it a shot and see what comes! misc'e |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Not looking for a mate, but the humor is a hoot, Toezan. Yes, you inspired a little humorous post from me. Thanks for the boost. ~ Looking for the funny bone Can’t see beyond my lash Think it must be hidden under Chill of winter’s sash. Then I… Strip the coat and seek the sun Oh, fiddle, fi, and thumb! Where Oh where has my humerus gone? And the lyrics continue on! “Oh where, oh where can it be?” Oh, heck, I remember that part of me! (I dog gone left it at the Met on prehistoric loan). So cry or weep I won’t I’ll degenerate one of new Without a funny bone, What lyrics would I choosily, Could I choosily chew? Tons of sun on loan I’m told To radius a joke. Funnies, I’ll concoctinate To bring the sunshine hope. ~misc'e |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
....sigh.....ah, the memories....I just haven't been the same since I lost my tail....but thanks for all those clean-ups! ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Miscee You are too funny!! Thanks for helping her find her funny bone, Toe!! |
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terasinas Member
since 2006-03-24
Posts 91Michigan ... The Great Lakes |
Toe ... This was funny (entertaining) as heck, well written too. Thanks for the laugh, I enjoyed reading about your little make beleive world, lol tera |
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