Open Poetry #37 |
Evil Toy Barbie |
Sharksbean Member
since 2005-09-25
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Hey kids it's exorcist barbie with full clockwise head rotation she is so evil she'll pop her head off and laugh at you maniacally you don't play with her she plays with you so buy your exorcist barbie today or she'll buy you warning lable: beware has a habit of murdering it's owners so if you purchase this toy be sure you get it exorcised outraged customer:WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING SELLING A POSSESED TOY!? DIDN'T YOU WATCH PINNOCHIO HE GOT GAPETTO EATEN BY A WHALE (gunshot goes off in background) sorry for that kids just ignore the crazy guy and remember! buy your exorcist barbie today so she can put you six feet under (end commercial) -may the force be with you in poetry |
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