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Misery Loves Company
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Misery Loves Company |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Misery loves company, So I'm gonna visit 'Deer' Down around Miami Town, And deplete their stock of beer. Take 'pot-shots' at roaches, And a few more of Tequila, Get Balladeer to lose some weight, (His mirror gives him bulemia). We'll talk about old LongJohn, And liberal politics, Putting down them' Democrats, And all the world we'll fix. He's taking me to Hooters, And his favorite strip club, (I hope the stars are women And that he's sprayed for bugs). Then out to a golf course, For 18 holes I'm sure, I know he has a handicap And's been on the "putt-putt" tour. Yes misery loves company, Especially when it's me, Not while I am visiting, He loves it when I leave. |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
LOL...loved this, and your early morning humor...what would PIP be without you? This was great, and Deer's gonna love it... hehe when you leave... Hugs and Good Morning |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag I hope this will wake him up, he's been Hibernating. Good one |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I sure hope you're really visiting - Ft Lauderdale will never be quite the same...  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Heck, let's wake LJA up as well! Toe, you're so special! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
if you do go there...have a great time... and if not have a good time with your "fantasies"  M |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Gosh, I'd really love to be a fly on the wall if you and Ball-a-deer really got together! On second thought, knowing the line of work that he's in, I'll pass on that idea for he would be sure to exterminate me!  As per usual, sweet Funny Man, you brought a big laugh to my angelic belly! lol  Loveya! Linda |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
Hooters? Makes me think he knows of a hollow tree down in the woods, and a family of owls.... ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Rat....yea, those two big owl eyes remind me of some of the things I've seen in "pairs" at Hooters two....um, er, too.... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
How can he miss you if you won't leave??? LOL I'm sure my invitation for this gathering got lost in the mail... right? Right??? RIGHT???? LOL Do be careful, sweets... remember that his favorite strip club stars Charity? LOL This is delightful... thanks for all the smiles! *S* |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
Jacksonville isn't that far away.... "too bad ignorance isn't painful" |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
It must be, Susan...you haven't come to visit me!!!!  I hope you're happy, Toe. You have just single-handedly caused Hooters to close their doors and the waitresses to all join monasteries....you're a cruel man. Folks here don't speak Alabamese but I'll translate for ya....git on down here!  |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
I used all my leave time for the grandbabys birth!! *tear* (sorry 'bout the thread jacking Toe *kiss*) "too bad ignorance isn't painful" |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Yup...a match made in heaven! If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Startime55 Member Elite
since 2003-04-05
Posts 2148Alberta, Canada |
These blue pages ring with the laughter you two bring us....LOL...it is such a pleasure to feel the power of your friendship....*big hugs* |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Oh my...look out Florida! I'd love to be there to see you two! But, guess I'll wait for an invite. ~Hugs to you both~ Something tugs at me, I've no doubt of that. |
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JesusChristPose Senior Member
since 2005-06-21
Posts 777Pittsburgh, Pa |
Read this a while back... still funny on subsequent viewings. Thanks for the laugh! "I have gone away. The bed is cold and empty. Trees bend their boughs toward the earth. And nighttime birds float as black faces." |
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Kitty** Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 428Charlottesville,VA USA |
It has been months since I've been here and this is the first thing I read? Go figure!  Thanks Toerag for the laugh! You are a card!! |
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