dial-up sucks
it makes me up chuck
it takes forever and a day to load
in fact i waited so long i became a wide load

i really wish we could get something else
a cable modem sure as heck could help

but alas we dont have such luck
man dial-up sucks
the only good thing is we get it for free
but thats because my dad's an employee

And now that i think about it dial-up aint so bad
it's just real depressing and it makes me gag
but unless we can afford something else
we'll always have dial-up so someone please

H-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-L-L-L-L-L-L-P