Open Poetry #36 |
political parity parody |
Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Dang that Cindy! All I want for Christmas is a play day with my BBQ!!! Laughing with friends and my kin, maybe a few oil rich men, but she won’t leave me be! Can't somebody get that she-devil offa me??? And those miserable beggars from the south who keep on taunting me day and night about the bed and breakfast Inns and outs and how they can’t see my POV, you know, can’t seem to follow my mind's eye to the end of my golden tunnel's light? (Never mind where it resides) It makes me wanna twist ‘n shout stomp my feet, really shout HEY! I’m the damn PRESIDENT! Yer supphose to support me, ~RESPECT me~ even when I speek incorrectedly about Nukeyoularity. Dang that Cindy! I almost had ‘em all covered, the whole dang country, with my well-oiled presidential manure when lo and behold the beholders came and went then here came that whiney old gal with her evil pitchfork!!!! All I want for Christmas is a dang rib-bustin BBQ. Is that too much to ask???? [This message has been edited by Midnitesun (11-25-2005 06:02 PM).] |
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kayjay Member Elite
since 2002-06-24
Posts 2015Oregon |
It is a sad day when the Commander-in-Chief can not empathize with the widow of one of his men. Well done, Kacy. Ken Through rubble and trouble and dark of night |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I have heard he's already sauced. and OH Kacy, how I wish you would come to New Orleans. The writing material for political satire would be such a feast for you! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
thanks for reading, Ken and K? that is true...now if only I could bring back Belushi and Radnor to do a SNL skit! |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Well, I'll be Belushi, if you'll be Gilda. (Not only have I gained weight, but I am getting hairier too.) |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
lol, meet the aging roseanna roseannadanna me and my wavy to straight grey to blondish hair...sorry gilda honey |
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ice Member Elite
since 2003-05-17
Posts 3404Pennsylvania |
Kacy All comments I have should probably be directed to the Alley forum, or perhaps Grok- But I will say that I admire your poem, even though it expounds on subjects aligned with my disgust..linguistic buffoonery and incompetent leadership. ----------ice ><> Hi Karen...... |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
lol, bombastic buffoonery, eh? God, I do love political satire this guy is so easy to parrot, hehe parody thanks for reading, iceman |
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