I Can't Drive Worth A Hill Of Beans

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Open Poetry #36

I Can't Drive Worth A Hill Of Beans

sweetpoetess
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since 2005-02-27

Posts 428
Florida

0 posted 2005-10-20 12:53 PM

I can't drive worth a hill of beans
I took drivers ed
And failed it twice
If I go back again
They would say
Man she is bad
Send her away

I drove with her on the road test
And about had a heartattack
I was so stinkin' scared
I about peed my pants
Send her away
I don't want to teach her again

I drive so bad
When my sweet loving Dad
Tried to teach me to drive
I about drove him in to a light pole
And killed him
But of course I missed
But I got so scared
I threw my hands in the air

I drive so bad
When my Mom and sister took a chance
I almost drove them
Into a retention pond
And drowned them both
But I missed it
And my sister and mom said
Never again

I drive so bad
That when my friend Joel had a try
It was okay for awhile
Until he told me to make a turn
And I turned to fast
And I ended up in someones yard
Joel never tried again

So as you can see
From my little story
I can't drive worth a hill of beans

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