Twas The Night Before Christmas, (At Balladeer's House"

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Open Poetry #36

Twas The Night Before Christmas, (At Balladeer's House"

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2005-12-19 02:59 PM

For those of you that don't know, Balladeer is a rich/wealthy Pest Controller....Why he has over 400 franchises thru-out Florida)...and, I hope all of you PIPSTERs have behaved and I wish all of you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year....

Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring
(You can bet not a mouse)

Poor Balladeer,
Was all snug in his bed,
While visions of cockroaches
Danced thru his head.

Milk and cheap cookies,
Were left by the hearth
A carton of Pepto
Case Santa should barf.

All of a sudden,
He heard such a clatter,
He jumped outta bed,
To see what's the matter.

Up on the rooftop
Santa was twitching,
The reindeer were scratching,
Shaking and itching.

With Balladeer's knowledge,
And without hesitation,
He knew of the answer,
A FLEA INFESTATION!!!

He ran next store,
To his sailor friend LONGJOHN,
Got his ex-girlfriend's bathsoap,
(Walmart Diazinon)

He opened the top,
Put in on Blitzen,
On Prancer-on Dancer
And finally Vixen.

(You've heard of Vixen,
That reindeer that's blonde,
She once had a "thing"
For that sailor LongJohn).

The reindeer felt better,
It was almost eleven,
Santa kept itching,
"Deer" dusted with "Sevin"

Then Santa went off,
He yelled over his back,
"Merry Christmas to all"
(by Mistle Toe-rag")

Decaflame
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since 2001-05-11

Posts 1635

1 posted 2005-12-19 03:02 PM

Merry Christmas, you scoundral!

Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius

since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

2 posted 2005-12-19 03:11 PM

So good to see you sweetie,
hope you have the happiest of holidays ever!

Marge Tindal

Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-06

Posts 42384
Florida's Foreverly Shores

3 posted 2005-12-19 03:28 PM

Mistle-Toe~

You are being that mischievous little elf of self, now aren't you ?

We need the *giggle-schmiggles* ... so keep it coming in~

*Huglets*
~*Marge*~

~*No matter what I search for ...
let me know when it is LOVE that I find*~ <))><

Email - [email protected]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2005-12-19 03:40 PM

LOL... those reindeer know where to get help... another Deer! *G*

Yanno, Toe... Santa only visits once a year... scalawags are welcome around PIP MUCH more often! *G*

Enjoyed this!!

latearrival
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since 2003-03-21

Posts 5499
Florida

5 posted 2005-12-19 04:30 PM

Nice to read you once again toerag..martyjo

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

6 posted 2005-12-19 05:07 PM

LOL
thanks for the holiday grins

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