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Tails And Tailpipes |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Toe was a "G-y-n' But had tired of his swabs Too many years with women's rears Time for a different job He tried his hand at garden shops Jewelry stores and pets, But wheels and gears might be the thing He'd be an auto tech So he went to auto training school In a nearby town To find out why gears and wheels revolve Pistons go up and down He made it on the dean's list He studied and he'd toil Tuning up those Yugos Changing Mustang oil Then in the end came exams This was the final test He had to build an engine Had to do his best His fingers moved precisely A surgery-like feat And long before the end of class The engine was complete The teacher was amazed, Not one part was lost And how the hell he did it all Thru the car's exhaust. |
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devinechild22 Senior Member
since 2002-08-28
Posts 571 |
My dad's a mechanic so I really appreciated this one! LoL. Great write. ~~~***~~~Come away with me, Wendy. Come away to Neverland~~~***~~~ |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
LOL... All that practice from his previous profession paid off! *S* It's good to see you 'round this place... ya think you might get comfy and sit a spell? *S* |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
ROFL - this is funtabulous  Susan If I wander far enough, long enough, will I finally know . . . |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Your wit is almost as appealing as your charm! They both put a smile on my cherubic cheeks. Mind you, I will now visit my gynecologist with less enthusiasm. He had given me the impression that he was enjoying his job! I suppose he must have been thinking I was a fine chassi instead of a fine lassy! This is somewhat traumatizing to me. Oh, well. Perhaps I'll have my next exam at a garage. Those guys would probably give me a lube job beyond compare! lol  EA A reformed gyn junkie! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I know I would...and yes, I always use a "filter".... |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
A "filter" ~ You crack me up, Corn! |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Experience, they say, counts for everything! Thanks for the chuckle, Toe! |
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