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Toerag
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0 posted 2005-05-21 12:28 PM


LongJohn kicks Kitty Cats,
Has no heart at all,
Gets free ones from the classifieds,
To feed his snake named Jaws.

On Sunday mornings after Mass,
He plays poker with the nuns,
Cleans them out of all the tithes,
And thinks it's so much fun.

Then one day he got his "dues"
Left LongJohn broke and sick,
The nuns brought in a "ringer"
Sister Mary Maverick.

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Mysteria
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1 posted 2005-05-21 12:50 PM


the devil made me do it!  Just having some fun on your fun    


As the story goes, Sister Mary Maverick
Was picked to go to Long John's town.
As she stared at that cat-hating Long John,
She knew she’d have to take that rascal down.

His brow it was a sweating,
As her foot moved up and down his leg.
Pretty soon she had him really good
That cat-kicker actually started to beg!

He offered her his entire pile of chips,
But she shook her head, actually amused.
He simply stared at her in disbelief
That was one huge pile she just refused.

She reached across and stroked his cheek,
Scratched his back, and ears to make him purr,
Everyone in the entire room was silent
While Sister Mary Maverick worked her fur!

In a sweat, he got down on his knees
To grovel and beg for her attention,
But then he spotted something really odd
The darn dealer forgot to mention.

There hanging between her feet
Was a long tail striped black and white,
Long John had been turned on, out witted
By a cat woman in a veil that night!

That is why to this very day
That bar in Long John’s town,
Tells the “tale of Feline, Mary Maverick”
The cat that took ole Long John "down!"


~* C'est la vie *~

latearrival
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2 posted 2005-05-21 01:30 PM


Toe and Mysteria, good combo.  martyjo
LngJhnAg
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3 posted 2005-05-21 09:35 PM


These are both dirty lies,
My reputation's been impugned
By this pair of scalawags
In this poetry room.

I've never played 5 card stud
Or any other game of chance.
I choose instead honesty
With the mistresses I romance.

So there!!!!!

Youngatheart
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4 posted 2005-05-21 09:47 PM



Sunshine
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Listening to every heart
5 posted 2005-05-22 10:48 AM





So there?

WHERE?

Susan
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6 posted 2005-05-22 10:57 AM


This is "way soooo amusing" and what fun!

S

If I wander far enough, long enough, will I finally know . . .

Balladeer
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7 posted 2005-05-22 10:21 PM


I can assure you that LongJohn has never had anything to do with anything involving "stud"!
Toerag
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8 posted 2005-05-23 07:39 AM


True 'Deer....but ya think he gets "Nun"?...
Balladeer
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9 posted 2005-05-23 01:41 PM


Maybe, Toe...I heard he was a "habit-ual" loser..
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10 posted 2005-05-24 10:15 AM


LOL... Serves that heartless kitty kicker right. *G*

Thanks for the grins, sweets. *S*

LngJhnAg
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
11 posted 2005-05-25 07:43 PM


Tears are streaming down my face at the vicious attacks these two scalawags have unleashed on me [insert sniffles here].  Fortunately, all the fair ladies and kind gentlemen will rise to defend me [insert my patheic sniffles here].
JamesMichael
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12 posted 2005-05-25 07:43 PM



Enjoyed...James

Corinne
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13 posted 2005-05-25 08:22 PM


ROFL!

You guys are toooooooooo much fun!

Corinne

LeeJ
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14 posted 2005-05-26 08:18 AM


hehehhe, loved this and also Sharon's reply, way fun....thanks a bunch and great to see you and read you
Earth Angel
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15 posted 2005-05-26 11:24 AM


Another well-spun yarn about the Kitty Kicker! ~ Mind you, I know it is just a tall tail! ~ I mean, "tale"!

~ and I do believe that Mysteria just earned the "write" to be a part of PiP's adorable brat pack! lol


EA

timothysangel1973
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16 posted 2005-05-28 10:19 AM


Amen


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