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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I invented automobiles Advised old Henry Ford, "Build yourself an assembly line, Your production rate will soar." Then I taught old Elvis, How to sing in "highs and lows" He made a zillion dollars, With gospel-rock and roll. I'm the guy to credit, For indoor plumbing too, No freezing in an outhouse (Just flush it when you're through) I can't take all the credit, This I must confess, Because I stayed-just last night, At Holiday-Inn Express! (I didn't invent the internet, I just use it-nothing more, Give credit to-where credit's due, To our buddy Albert Gore). |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
ah Toeman....no one makes me smile quit the way you do! So good to see you here! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
 Watching too many commercials, Toe! |
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Local Parasite
since 2001-11-05
Posts 2527Transylconia, Winnipeg |
Toerag, I've god bad news for you: Though it makes work a breeze, The Assembly Line's responsible for Repetitive stress injuries, And Elvis died long, long ago Along with Rock and Roll, Although it had a modest "high," I think it's hit a "low." My indoor plumbing is a joke: It clogs and leaks, you see. I'd rather do it in the woods With nature's company. But I've got good news just as well, I'll leave you this assurance: I just saved quite a bit of money On my car insurance. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... thank you, guys... I needed the grins today... and got a double dose. *S* |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toerag Your inventions are a paradise I think I'll have another slice. |
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miscellanea Member Elite
since 2004-06-24
Posts 4060OH |
Toerag, Your modesty overwhelms me. You deserve so much more credit! Love your humor, Sir Toe. Thanks for the chuckle. miscellanea |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Toe, Weisenheimer is more like it! Funny boy...  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
Oh golly -- wit is such a rare commodity these days....thanx for the grins, Toe! ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
*giggles* S If I wander far enough, long enough, will I finally know . . . |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Local Parasite, Though badnews is the norm, Assembly lines are common It's seen in all the porn. Take "Debbie Doin' Dallas, The guys lined up in rows, Made the perfect plot, To make the story flow. Now if you're having problems, With plumbing I brought to fame, Call Roto Rooter right away, Quit the laxatives today! [This message has been edited by Toerag (04-29-2005 05:36 PM).] |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
old and wise you are  |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
You two have given me the hiccups I have laughed so hard!!  Thanks...I needed this today. Hugs~Nancy ~Somewhere in my heart I'm always |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
When I grow up I sure hope I am as smart as you - and just as silly. Cute! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
ROFL ! Ah, Toe...silly boy!! hugs, Chris Poetry is an echo, asking a shadow to dance. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Like I always said, Toe, you are a true American Idle...  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
ToeMan~ Complete *giggle-schmiggles* you give me this morning~ This entire thread is a hoot~ LOL LOL LOL *Huglets*  ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
~smiling~ at you guys hope you are feeling well... M |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
Love your sense of humor, congenial personality, with the ability to find humor in all things...exceptional!!! The poem Toe, the poem...hehehe, actually, you to... Hugs and thanks for sharing |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
Thanks for the grins, Toe (and LP too)! I do believe a smile was just what I needed this morning. Best wishes, /Kit |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
lol... Toe  love you and your "old, wise" self.. "too bad ignorance isn't painful" |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
And Toe invented poetry, Though you'll never hear him admit it Unless he steals one of mine By saying it was him who writ it. But he's a prince of a guy I'd say he invented class He's loyal to all his friends If you're not, he'll kick your.... Hey Toe... |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
You awaken everyone's funy bone from a deep sleep.Thanks for the wake up call. marty |
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latearrival Member Ascendant
since 2003-03-21
Posts 5499Florida |
You awaken everyone's funny bone from a deep sleep.Thanks for the wake up call. marty |
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