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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
You must find a woman who loves to cook, An important trait you see, Also one that loves to clean Enjoys the laundery.. One that really loves love-making Sex has priority.... And most important of all of these, Is the three should never meet!!! |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
oh thank you for the smile this morning sir...and good to see you here too!  The greatest beauty on earth, is |
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Susan Caldwell Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
Posts 8348Florida |
 Hi Toe!!!loved the humor... |
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babygirlwlove Senior Member
since 2004-10-10
Posts 1180New York City |
there he is.... **LOL** good to see you, man... **babygirL** **Intoxicant to the SouL** |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
So good to see you back in form and style, Toe... |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
hehehhehe Your back!!!! Great to see you! |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
Says You!!!! ~smiling~ M |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Hey Toe!!  So good to see you are back to your old self. Thanks for the morning chuckles. Hugs YOU! Now while the leaves still dance on the wind |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) good to see you bud... |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, THe spice on your tongue will burn your cheek. LOL |
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Ratleader
since 2003-01-23
Posts 7026Visiting Earth on a Guest Pass |
Ah, the master's voice speaketh true....and at least one of 'em should be independently wealthy, right? ...and one in the middle, one poor...so they never meet! ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸¸¸ºº> ~~(¸¸ ¸¸ºº> ~~~(¸¸ER¸¸ºº> ______________Ratleader______________ |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
That wouldn't be a problem with me in your life! I would do the work of all three women!   EA |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Yeah, but hey...Toe, you have to understand that the expenses involved would be three times what they might otherwise be... Right? |
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Aenimal Member Rara Avis
since 2002-11-18
Posts 7350the ass-end of space |
lmao, good to have ya back toe, and magnus is right lol |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
If this is a wellness test it seems you passed with flying colors!  If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Hi Toe! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Apparently this is a joke Some writing just for fun. Three women?? We all know for fact You have trouble finding ONE!! Obviously the operation was not a success. They just don't do lobotomies like they used to!!  |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
That Balladeer is incorrigible! ~ and oh, so right! Perhaps you should ask the surgeon for your money back! ~ No, I jest. You are perfect just the way your are.  Love you, Bama Boy! It's good to see you up to your old rascallion ways! ~ not that I'm saying you're old!  Linda P.S. I am sending a bomb to sooth your sores. ~ or is that a "balm"?  |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
Indeed... Deb |
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Susan Member Ascendant
since 2004-03-27
Posts 5104walking the surreal |
Ah yes, you've got it right - for I would never wish to cook nor clean - hehe -  SusanHappiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind. |
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Shelley Member
since 2000-01-27
Posts 263Ohio, USA |
Thank you for making me laugh! I do however have a question.... Would one woman with three different personalities fo the trick?? |
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jellybeans Member Elite
since 2000-10-13
Posts 2298 |
and a man that can always make you laugh... thank you toe |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
So happy to see that your Muse stayed with you Toe. Welcome back my friend, your writings always make me smile big. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Welcome back and thank you for the laugh. Great to see that humor is still a main with you. |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
enjoyed...James |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
silly man |
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*Alli4000*
since 2004-03-21
Posts 3188The World of Poetry |
great to see you back! ~Alli~ *:.AIM = Alli4000.:* My Journal |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Hmmmm... lessee... Ratleader's right. *G* Make sure one of them has plenty of money... keeping 3 women might get expensive! LOL It is SO good to see you back, sweet cheeks... SMOOCH! |
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Dautz Write Member
since 2004-11-16
Posts 96 |
Enjoying your humor, Toerag! Dautz Write... |
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~DreamChild~ Senior Member
since 2001-04-23
Posts 544in your dreams |
good post toe... im from al too. ~Express Yourself~ |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LOL you sure you could handle all three? |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
It might be a tad difficult, but I can see the advantages.Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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