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Poet deVine
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0 posted 2005-01-08 10:31 AM


I’m filled with trepidation
With anxiety and fear
Hoping to escape
Seeing Mickey Rooney’s rear

It seems there is a time
Super Bowl Sunday afternoon
That we were to be blessed
With Mickey in full Moon

But wiser heads prevailed
And the spot was quickly cut
As it could have been traumatic
To see Mickey Rooney’s Butt
***

Super Bowl Commercial with Mickey Rooney has been axed by FOX.
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=678&e=34&u=/usatoday/20050107/sp_usatoday/buttoutfoxnixessuperbowlbacksidead


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icebox
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1 posted 2005-01-08 10:41 AM


Poor Mickey!  Cut short again.

*grin*

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2 posted 2005-01-08 01:05 PM


Oh this is GOOD news!

That really could've been traumatic.

And it's only fair. I say, "No 'T'?--No 'A'."


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3 posted 2005-01-08 01:09 PM


Gee.. I'm not sure I wanted to see it anyway.


Cute write Sharon...and thanks for the newslink.

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4 posted 2005-01-08 01:26 PM


Poet deVine
What no sneak preview. LOL

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Poet deVine
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6 posted 2005-01-08 03:48 PM


Thank you for reading!! Who would have thought that I could get inspired by Mickey Rooney's butt? Imagine what I could write if I saw mused on Mel Gibson's butt...or Harrison Ford's...or George Clooney!! Sigh...




BluesSerenade
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7 posted 2005-01-08 09:51 PM


Yea, George Clooney's butt!!
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8 posted 2005-01-08 10:03 PM


You would think they could find a better  gluteus maximus than his?  Like maybe, Brad Pitt?
ecrivan
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9 posted 2005-01-08 10:06 PM


some go to all 'ends' for any publicity..hehe


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10 posted 2005-01-09 12:38 PM


Least it wasn't Andy Rooney's
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11 posted 2005-01-09 01:36 AM


LOL!

~Alli~

Happy 2005!

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12 posted 2005-01-09 06:47 AM


I don't think I'd even want to see MINE at that age!  
LOL...Good one, Sharon!

LngJhnAg
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13 posted 2005-01-09 09:04 AM


Then Ms Devine thought again,
"Could I have a movie career?"
So she put mirrors in position,
To calibrate her posterior.

A blush rushed into her cheeks,
As tears welled into her eyes.
Her career in ashes before it began,
She had Mickey Rooney's thighs!

Just kidding ya, Ms. Devine

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14 posted 2005-01-09 09:08 AM


Amazing isn't it.  I would have thought Rooney would want to end his career on a higher note.

believe in what your heart feels...

Poet deVine
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15 posted 2005-01-09 11:59 AM



Trust me, Pirate Sir, I'd only have Mickey Rooney thighs if he owned a chain of fried chicken stores!!! LOL

LngJhnAg
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16 posted 2005-01-10 06:12 PM


LOL@chicken stores!  Beautiful response, Ms. Devine
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