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VAS
Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
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0 posted 2004-12-21 03:19 PM



I Thought I Would Catch Up

On the twelfth day of Christmas
I thought I would catch up.
I sat down to breakfast,
hot choc’lit in my cup.

All my bills piled next to me
not one held a surprise;
as I gazed t’ward the horizon
a tear came to my eyes.

For all the blessings given,
‘twas quite enough I thought;
I had a chicken in the garage
and two pick-ups in the pot.

Not one bit of vanity
could hold my joy at bay,
nor could an element of insanity
mar the hope I held today.

I picked up my pen,
put my finger to my nose,
messages I had written
could woo the petals from a rose.

All my loved ones and debtees
would surely smile with glee
in the wishes I would send them
in response to their, “Remit, Ma’am, please!”

So along with the populace
seated ‘round the globe,
dining on their blessings
in each lustrous wrinkled robe,

I’ll make good on my promises,
to pay is only right,
and when all is said and done,
I’ll sleep easily tonight.

©December 21, 2004

Whether on the shoal or on the shore,
I'll seek the lighthouse evermore.

© Copyright 2004 Virginia Salter - All Rights Reserved
Ericc
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1 posted 2004-12-21 06:56 PM


Thanks for the smile!

Eric

Enchantress
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Canada eh.
2 posted 2004-12-21 06:57 PM


Enjoyed the chuckles Virginia!
Happy Holidays!

     Season's Greetings!

*Alli4000*
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3 posted 2004-12-21 08:10 PM


Merry Christmas Virginia!

~Alli~

Happy Holidays!

passing shadows
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4 posted 2004-12-21 08:20 PM


happy holidays to you Virginia
Lighthousebob
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5 posted 2004-12-22 02:30 PM


VAS,

LOL  So nice to read your poetry again. I just bought a house here in California and I too am feeling the financial strain this year. I needed this Laugh. Thank You so very much and Merry Christmas. -Bob

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis
since 2002-12-27
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6 posted 2004-12-22 03:03 PM


LOL

loved this...

Happy Holidays!

"cast me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

miscellanea
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7 posted 2004-12-22 03:12 PM


Chuckling here.  Very cute!  Thanks for sending it our way!

    miscellanea

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