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5 Limericks for “Sore Winners”
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5 Limericks for “Sore Winners” |
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RSWells Member Elite
since 2001-06-17
Posts 2533
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The bantam Bush prances imperial His herds have returned to their cereal They chomp on their oats While he reads “My Pet Goat” In a robe of Rove’s flagrant material “A mandate,” proclaims clueless Bush On der heels of his Diebold putsch So now he’s the head Of the fools he misled While the rest of us know him as tush Bush, rearing his head, a proud stallion Commanded his “moral” battalion “Onward god’s soldiers,” (As if he bore boulders, ‘neath a tail where there’s nary a scallion) Truth was held incommunicado By an empty agenda’s bravado The neocon scum Who banged patriot drums Are in fact fecal bastinadoes The fleas wouldn’t leave the incumbent Their faith dovetails dumbin’ down ‘gub`mint’ Thought supporting their pick Graduated them ticks Say “they suck” but that’s somewhat redundant |
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Krawdad Member Elite
since 2001-01-03
Posts 2597 |
Choice! I love to do lim's. This may get me into that mood. Thanks, I think. e |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Richard, While I smile at your obsession, I must give confession... I am glad we had a choice, as I gave it all of my voice. However... all in all, I hope we can remain poet friends. K |
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ice Member Elite
since 2003-05-17
Posts 3404Pennsylvania |
RS Poetical satire/lampooning, is a difficult art to take command of, but you have done it very well here... ice_______ ><> |
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Tim Senior Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 1794 |
Impressive wit and intellect exhibited with artistic flair. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
rotflmao had to read these outloud still laughing, you are good |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
You sir, sure have not lost your sense of humor, these were funtastic! |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
I shall echo ice  and Sunshine didn't really want Bush but had to parry Kerry didn't think it wise to change horses midstream, either right flank, left flank humvee or armored tank on the move in the groove gallop on, oh horse's hooves hope the above five lines of inanity have no political forms of insanity they are just silly vanity avoiding bad profanity now I shall stop before I cannot crawl out of this hole Whether on the shoal or on the shore, |
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LeeJ Member Patricius
since 2003-06-19
Posts 13296 |
hehhehe, smiling well said! |
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stevebrklynnyc Member
since 2004-01-04
Posts 292GA, Camden |
Who was the lesser of two evils, Bush or Kerry, sometimes I wonder, but wow, very strong! |
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