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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-10-19 03:44 PM

The world is going straight to hell,
As I'm sure you all have seen,
Seems there's bad news everyday,
Murders, rape and robberies.

It's not safe out on the street,
It's unsafe to be alone
Nasty obscene calls when
You pick up the phone.

We once could leave our doors unlocked,
Feel secure and worry not
But now that would be ludicrous,
You'd surely end up robbed.

It's because of that damn internet,
I read so just yesterday,
They really need to censor it,
There's just no other way.

I don't know how we'll ever stop,
The smut from near and far,
And all that porn I see each night
On my VCR!!!!

*Stardust*
Junior Member

since 2004-10-14

Posts 21
Right there with you

1 posted 2004-10-19 03:53 PM

You are such a fun guy Mr. Toe!
Thanks for the chuckles.

Smiling is my second language.

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

2 posted 2004-10-19 04:10 PM

Toe Baby!
Now as a role model you shouldn't be telling all your weaknesses!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

Dark Angel
Member Patricius

since 1999-08-04

Posts 10095

3 posted 2004-10-19 04:22 PM

LOL

You're a card. But we love ya.

Mxx

and I am haunted
by my illicit exquisite dream
but I can't really wake up
so I just drift in between

~ani difranco~

Mary Parry
Junior Member

since 2004-10-12

Posts 45
Felixstowe, England

4 posted 2004-10-19 05:51 PM

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh?

Mary

EagleScorpion
Senior Member

since 2000-03-08

Posts 1644
Here, Now, Forever

5 posted 2004-10-19 05:58 PM

hehe

your poem would do well to be longer.. because i enjoyed every word of it

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

6 posted 2004-10-20 07:00 AM

hehehehe, well sir...I'm shocked!!! You went and joined their club? How could you?
How could you leave us like that...and if you reply with, "They made me do it", I'll hit you over the head with your videos and CD's....hehehehhehehe

Grinning

littlewing
Member Rara Avis

since 2003-03-02

Posts 9655
New York

7 posted 2004-10-20 09:24 AM

and WE having NOTHING to do with these statistics AT ALL. (the internet ones, at least)

*grin*

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

8 posted 2004-10-20 11:12 PM

I was expecting the Toe twist at the end, but this one came so out of the blue, that I burst out laughing! ~ No it was more like a horse's ninny!

lol

I know that you were just doing some research for some of your naughty poems!

EA

GG
Member Elite

since 2002-12-03

Posts 3532
Lost in thought

9 posted 2004-10-20 11:58 PM

lol bad toe... bad BAD toe!
But then, I wouldn't expect anything different!
This is great...

Always, Alyssa

He was a man of sorrows
...I am a girl of tears.

Paula Finn
Member Ascendant

since 2000-06-17

Posts 5546
missouri

10 posted 2004-10-21 12:53 PM

LOL well I still leave my door unlocked...if they are foolish enough to brave my Rottie they are welcome to what they can get...(except the porn of course!!!!) hehehe

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