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Open Poetry #33

Fine Whisk

Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

0 posted 2004-10-03 04:55 PM

I’m doing a transaction at the bank.
The teller gives me a bottle.
But I don’t drink.
I’ll just take it home and open it,
Set it in a corner
And let it fumigate the house.
It would be funny
If people thought I drank fine whiskey.
Just think:
All the social benefits of drinking
Without having to actually drink!

SC

Some people are shocked
And truly aghast
When they hear a song written by freaks.
Some people think
We’ll try it again;
Some chickens think people have beaks.
Dr. Demento in 1978

Does anyone out there have the full lyrics to this song?

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Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2004-10-03 05:10 PM

LOL, is someone coming "to take you away?"

I'm sorry, I don't have the lyrics, but maybe with a little help from my friends (insert laugh here) I can find them for you.
Wondering if you've been eating fish heads. LOL

Jaime Fradera
Senior Member

since 2000-11-25

Posts 843
Where no tyranny is tolerable

2 posted 2004-10-03 05:53 PM

That's another one I'm looking for ...
Fish heads
fish heads
rolly polly fish heads
eat them up, yum ...
I took a fish head to a movie ...

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

3 posted 2004-10-03 06:06 PM

Jaime, maybe go to www.drdemento.com

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