Toerag Asks the Preacher.....

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Balladeer

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0 posted 2004-09-15 10:39 PM

Young Toerag asked the preacher
"Please answer if you can.
I'd really like to know if God's
A woman or a man."

The preacher said, "Well, Toerag,
You must try to understand.
God's all things to everyone.
He's a woman AND a man."

"Well, preacher", then said Toerag.
I'm sure you know what's right
But tell me then, if you don't mind,
Is my God black or white?"

"Geez, Toerag, you ask tough ones"
The preacher's eyes squeezed tight
"but God's all things to everyone.
Your God's both black and white."

"I've just got one more", small Toe said,
"and then I'll go away.
Please let me know before I go
Is my God straight or gay?"

"The answer is the same, my son.
That is the only way.
God is all things to everyone.
Our God's both straight and gay."

The preacher was amazed at
Toerag's violent reaction!
"Preacher, do you mean to say
That God is Michael Jackson?!?!?!?!?!"

Toerag
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1 posted 2004-09-16 08:07 AM

I was going to end it with...."Is Balladeer God?"....but Michael was good too...you're not a well person ya know that don't ya?...

LeeJ
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2 posted 2004-09-16 08:11 AM

hehehhehe great write!

this kick started my day, what a write

Hey, I thought God was a woman? NO?

Earth Angel
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3 posted 2004-09-16 08:20 AM

Deer One, you are one talented nut bar!

...and thank you for the enlightening answers to those time-honored questions asked by our Tiny Toe.

Live long and prosper,
EA

Sunshine

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4 posted 2004-09-16 08:22 AM

That's the way to start Thursday...

Good one, Deer...
it appears the games are ready to begin again.

Where's that kitty-kickin' LJA???

MGROVES

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5 posted 2004-09-16 08:24 AM

read this before good funny humor

suthern

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6 posted 2004-09-16 08:41 AM

ROFL... If Toe is right, here's to the unwell... and the smiles they bring. *S*

Seymour Tabin
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7 posted 2004-09-16 12:31 PM

Balladeer
I see that Toe is calling the kettle black.
But you know the answer to that.
That putt was right in the cup. LOL

Startime55
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8 posted 2004-09-16 12:32 PM

LOL...Oh my gosh...only you could write something like this and get away with it...I love it!!!!

Martie

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9 posted 2004-09-16 12:41 PM

Much enjoyed, deer one!

E S West
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10 posted 2004-09-16 06:00 PM

big laughs here...a most enjoyably funny read..... E S West

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" Ignorance is the root of all evil "

SouthernWinds
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11 posted 2004-09-17 09:11 PM

Wow, I love the humor in this one, and the presentation.

*Alli4000*

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12 posted 2004-09-18 08:32 PM

Thanks for the laugh! This is going into my library!

~Alli~

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Denise

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13 posted 2004-09-19 11:28 AM

Your wit is always a treat, Michael!

skyshine

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14 posted 2004-09-19 11:31 AM

Actually, that's a really disturbing thought!!

Well done, Balladeer.

~sky

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Do your best, just keep on laughing
It's all on you, there's always a brand new day. -Avril Lavigne

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15 posted 2004-09-19 05:30 PM

I agree with skyshine, it IS a disturbing thought lol ^_^
thanks for the laugh

and then He created the horse...

Titia Geertman
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16 posted 2004-09-19 05:38 PM

Dear 'ol' Deer, you never stop amazing me and it's so good to see you writing again.
Doldrum city is a good place to stay for a while, but I'm glad you popped out to share this beauty. Poor Toe, he must have had nightmares, I'm sure

the Dutchie

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C?
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17 posted 2004-09-20 12:21 PM

classic, simply classic.

Kit McCallum

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18 posted 2004-09-20 05:46 AM

ROFL ... well now that just started my day with a great big smile! I enjoyed this Michael, the perfect punchline!

Best wishes and hugs,
/Kit

Balladeer

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19 posted 2004-09-20 08:21 AM

My thanks to you all for enjoying another episode in the life of the rascal Toerag....more to follow

Decaflame
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20 posted 2004-09-20 09:32 AM

Sooner than soon, we grin...

Mon Cherie

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21 posted 2004-09-20 10:45 AM

Way to go, Balladeer! This is SO funny!!!

_,,,^.^,,,_
Florence

Nan

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22 posted 2004-09-20 11:44 AM

Praying for you BOTH, by GOD...

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