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Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

0 posted 2004-08-30 02:22 AM

Ya offered me moonshine from yur brand new still.
And fetched purdy flar's from yur sweet Bamma hill.
It was sweeter then smellin' the newly mow'd grass.
When ya offer'd me lotion for the rash on my... "back side".

Ya might live on a mountain in a lil 'ol shack.
and yur bathroom ain't inside, its out in the back.
Ya like bald 'taters, and 'maters and beens.
ya can't cypher the bible, but ya know what it means.

Ya ain't frade of nuthin, not gator n'or snake.
'N ya can fix anythang with a piece of duct tape.
Ya ain't impa-tickler 'bout what I ware.
and ya think I look better wit' pins in my hair.

Ya wear overall britches that are covered with durt.
and I thank that yur sexy in yur green flannel shurt.
So I'm abringin' my trailor an chillins and dawg.
a few dozen chickens an a goat an a hawg.

I hope you ain't skeered now, or afixin' to gag.
'cause I'm sweet on you hunny..and I love you Toerag.

Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all.

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

1 posted 2004-08-30 06:53 AM

Too cute!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

2 posted 2004-08-30 07:16 AM

My kinda gal!!!....Yall come on down now ya hear?....Whatchya know gal?..(if you respond with "I know it takes a mighty big pig to make a ton), I'm gonna marry ya!!! This was strongern an acre of garlic sweetie....

LeeJ
Member Patricius

since 2003-06-19

Posts 13296

3 posted 2004-08-30 07:31 AM

to funny for words...loved this immensly

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2004-08-30 08:40 AM

Note to self: Haul tail to Bama with my baseball bat! LOL

This is great, Lucie... y'all have a great life, ya hear! *G*

muted

Member Elite

since 2004-01-15

Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving

5 posted 2004-08-30 11:11 AM

ROFLOL

Martie

Moderator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-09-21

Posts 28049
California

6 posted 2004-08-30 11:23 AM

Very cute, Lucie!!

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

7 posted 2004-08-30 02:33 PM

Absolutely adorable~dare we ask for more?

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