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Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

0 posted 2004-08-09 11:00 AM

Smooth Talkin’ Romeo

He was a poor country boy.
His aim in life was to have a harem just like those
rich ole sheiks of the desert sands.
His pappy thought it was macho, his mama thought it was sad.
At the age of thirteen into town he would go,
and practice the art of bein’ a smooth talkin’ Romeo.
Patches on his knees and holes in his shoes.
Slicked back hair, a perdy smile, and a splash of Old Spice
from his pappy.
He’d sweet talk the little girls and put their little hearts in a twitter.
Well he practiced his art of bein’ suave till one day he met this rich
old lady.
Least she was old in his tainted eyes.
She was rich in oil wells and knew his game.
Looked him in the eye and said, “Poor boy. Will you marry me?”
Oh! Shucks why not.I’ll be a havin’ my harem on the sly.
A big house, cars of many kinds in the garage, food to die for.
New tailored suits and leather shoes.
Styled hair and Chanel For Men upon his masculine face.
To town he would go to practice bein’ savoir-faire with all the
pretty little ladies at the county fair.
At the stroke of midnight his cell phone does ring.
“Number One wife calling time to come home Romeo.”
He turns and gets in his Jag looks up at the starry night.
Turns the key, the ole Jag begins to purr.
Smiles at his dreams of long ago.
Steps on the gas and speeds on home.
To his Number One Wife and his harem of little girls
ages six months to sixteen.
This poor ole boy has a good life and a harem of his dreams.
Well dear reader there may be a moral to this story, but I’m not
sure.
The only thing I see is marry rich, have a lot of kids
then you can drive a Jag.

Hugs
BonBon

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

1 posted 2004-08-09 12:01 PM

more common than you'd think

first time you marry for love, second time you marry for money...if you get both in one time, you're lucky

EagleScorpion
Senior Member

since 2000-03-08

Posts 1644
Here, Now, Forever

2 posted 2004-08-09 01:48 PM

marry rich, indeed.

money is truly all that matters, isnt it?

Susan
Member Ascendant

since 2004-03-27

Posts 5104
walking the surreal

3 posted 2004-08-09 02:37 PM

heheheheh -- too cute! I'll take the jag, though. Thanks for the smile.

Susan

Happiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind.

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

4 posted 2004-08-10 08:08 PM

Not sure of the moral of this story...all I know is that if you marry for money and not for love, thats not a true marriage...a marriage for money is a business arrangement...marriage for love is a heart arrangement....what do I know...James

DavePage
Member Elite

since 2003-12-21

Posts 2917

5 posted 2004-09-21 09:45 PM

Driving a jaguar is fine until you let loose of it's tail

I have always liked your humour and words Bonnie.

I think I have just missed it as I went through the posts.

Dave

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

6 posted 2004-09-21 09:49 PM

LOL, that's hilarious!

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