My legs are short and wobbly,
I hunt for bugs at night.
My tail is wide and bushy,
I'm black with stripe of white.

Whenever I smell danger,
I raise my tail high,
And spray my stinky perfume,
Which makes the culprit cry.

I break into gales of laughter,
As humans rip off their clothes,
Dousing themselves in tomato juice,
While pinchin' their twitchin' nose!

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Good evening! My name is Flory!
I am full of fun and spunk.
Would you like to smell my essence?
~ It's, "Sweet Perfume of Skunk"!