Dark Poetry #1 |
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Caffeine Withdrawls |
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nirvana New Member
since 2000-01-24
Posts 9 |
Caffeine Withdrawls The alarm clock sings that it's 5am. My head is pounding already More than my next breath.... I need a coffee! Thoughts of French Vanilla 2 sugars Light with cream Superceed my urge to urinate The directions say 5 scoops They really mean 9 As the water pisses through the tiny hole The aroma fills the air With sweet goodness I am reminded of my needed trip To the restroom As I sit there with a death grip On my 12 sheets of toilet paper I wonder why Mr. Coffee Is slower than a crippled worm In the morning It crosses my mind to place some Grounds between my cheek and gum Or maybe an I.V. bag Screaming at full speed Through the vein in the Side of my head Mr. Coffee and I Drip our last drip Simulteanously My choice of a coffee cup Comes with great ease The extra large Dunkin Donuts cup Large enough to hold Three tennis balls and A pregnant hamster I take my first Gulp Sweet relief As I return the bag Of coffee to The refridgerator The bright green sticker stating "DECAFFINATED" Pierces my eyes And ruins my day So I chew on a Tea bag instead. Nirvana The outcome of incompetence, properly applied is another's annoyance and discomfort! |
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Jannel Member
since 2000-01-18
Posts 492Muncie, IN, USA |
Interesting. I like story poems. And a fun twist there at the end. Jannel |
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