Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
02:50 AM
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An ipsy, tipsy bug in a glass, Was swimmin' 'round 'n 'round, It climbed up on a leaf of mint, So it would not drown.
It was flyin' about the patio, When it spied the ice-cold gin, It dove into the liquor, And sank up to its chin.
He soon became quite "happy", Then his eyes began to glaze, He flopped his wings, all over the place, In a drunken daze.
With eyes bugged out, and head hung down, The bug began to snore, He slid in to the Cooler, And then he drank some more.
But, as his luck would have it, The man whose drink this was, Picked it up, the bug and all, To drink away his blahs.
It landed in his stomach, And as he sloshed about, He feared his life was ending, And shouted he wanted out!
Of course, no one could hear him, For his voice was very small, So he buzzed and rammed his stinger, Into the stomach wall.
The man stood up in a tizzy, As his innards did heave and hurl, He doubled over in agony And his vision began to whirl.
He soon was spewing the contents Of booze and vomit galore, The bug crawled out of the refuse, Vowing not to drink gin anymore!
[This message has been edited by Earth Angel (06-26-2004 10:21 AM).]
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SEA
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with you
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2004-06-26
03:03 AM
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ROFL this is too funny..... fantastic.... 
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Mysteria
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2004-06-26
03:32 AM
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LOL, bet he thought he was the "June Bug" which incidentially is a cocktail I just love! How very cute this was.
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passing shadows
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2004-06-26
04:07 AM
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hehehe
cute
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Snowflake From Hell
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2004-06-26
09:16 AM
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lol alright humor good deal i needed some of thatThe fear I see when I look in your eyes makes you believe I'm one of a kind
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Susan
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2004-06-26
09:46 AM
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Tee Hee and chuckle, chuckle. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Nice way to wake up.
SusanHappiness isn't something that happens to you, it's created from within you. Joy is a state of mind.
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Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
12:31 PM
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SEA ~
Glad that you enjoyed my bit of whimsical writing in the wee hours of the morning! 
Thanks for rolling by, Dear SEA! I'm waving back at you!
 EA
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Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
12:33 PM
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Mysteria ~
A laugh (or is that an "apple"? ) a day, keeps the doctor away!
haha tehe hoho!  The Silly One
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Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
12:34 PM
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p s ~
"Cute" laugh! 
Huggums sluggums, EA
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Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
12:35 PM
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Hot Flakes ~
I read your poem and I can see why you need some "humor"! Glad I could be of some help.
Big, lovin' hug, EA
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Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
12:38 PM
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Susan ~
Your laughing is contagious! Now you've got me breaking out in giggle fits!
 Linda
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Enchantress
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Canada eh.
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2004-06-26
01:37 PM
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Ah Linda...ya did tickle my funny bone today for sure!! Loved this!! Hugs~Something tugs at me, I've no doubt of that. Something from the sea, whichever one I'm near. When I stray too far from beachland, it calls me back
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iliana
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2004-06-26
02:17 PM
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ROTFWL! ! ! ! ....jo
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Earth Angel
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2004-06-26
02:33 PM
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Nancy ~
I do love to tickle bones of funny! I'm happy to have tickled yours! :
Loves, Laughs, 'n Tickles! Linda
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Earth Angel
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02:34 PM
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Lily Lady ~
That was a mighty big guffaw from one as dainty as you are! 
Huggums, EA
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