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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-06-25 02:32 PM

Misery loves company,
So I'm going to visit "Deer"
Down around Miami town,
And deplete thier stock of beer.

Take "pot-shots" at roaches,
And a few more of Tequila,
Get Balladeer to lose some weight
(His mirror gives him bulemia).

We'll talk about old LongJohn,
And liberal politics,
Putting down them Democrats,
And all the world we'll fix.

He's taking me to Hooters,
And his favorite strip club,
(I hope the dancers are female
And that he's sprayed for bugs).

Then out to a golf course,
For 18 holes I'm sure,
I know he has a handicap
And's been on the putt-putt tour.

Yes misery loves company
Especially when it's me
Not while I am visiting
He loves it when I leave.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

1 posted 2004-06-25 02:56 PM

Hey, Toe... I'm miserable, too!!! LOL And I'd LOVE the company... nevermind the fact that Texas isn't on the way from your home to Bal's! LOL

I swear I'd buy a ticket to watch you and the bug man sit and chat. *G*

But until then *sigh*... I'll just enjoy your poetic volleys. *G* Great job! *S*

Honeybunch
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-29

Posts 7115
South Africa

2 posted 2004-06-25 03:03 PM

Have fun!

miscellanea
Member Elite

since 2004-06-24

Posts 4060
OH

3 posted 2004-06-25 03:10 PM

This is really cute, Toerag. Who is Balladeer?

Earth Angel
Member Empyrean

since 2002-08-27

Posts 40215
Realms of Light

4 posted 2004-06-25 03:14 PM

Sort of a warm and cozy feel to this one ~ friends enjoying friends and knocking back a few hooters ~ I mean "shooters"!

Then came your signature Toe Twist at the end! ~ But I do believe you underestimate your appeal to the Bally One.

Luvs 'n Laughs,
EA

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

5 posted 2004-06-25 03:18 PM

Awww...Can I come with ya??!
Ya said we had a date..
to think I've been stood up for 'Deer???
Love ya anyway Toe....have fun!

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

6 posted 2004-06-25 03:36 PM

Balladeer is a secret agent for the CIA...cleverly disguised as a poet/pest controller....sometimes he visits here, writes poetry that's....well...fair anyhow...every now and then his words rhyme...actually has written some things that almost make sense.....he has a book of Poetry out...I think it's sold in Walmart stores..it's called "Equate Poetry"..compare to Toerag Poetry...look for it...it's not too bad.....I'm his favorite poet for sure...why, he compliments me all the time....

iliana
Member Patricius

since 2003-12-05

Posts 13434
USA

7 posted 2004-06-25 04:26 PM

lol! Have a good trip, Toe! And watch out for those bugs at hooters!

Bonnie j
Senior Member

since 2003-06-27

Posts 1588
Ohio

8 posted 2004-06-25 05:11 PM

I can give you directions on how to get to Deer's . But......on the other hand I get lost going around the block. With my directions you might wind up near the Golden Gate, bridge that is.
Safe trip
Hugs
BonBon