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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2004-02-11 10:08 AM

"Hello, big boy, this is HotBabe,"
Toerag read on his PC screen.
"I'm wearing a silky teddy,
And my * are double D."

"I need your *,"
"What do you have on tonight?"
Toerag's hands began to shake,
As he took the keyboard and typed.

"Hi, there, uh, Mrs. Hot Babe,
I have a dirty sweatshirt on,
That I bought at a Walmart
And since then haven't taken off."

"I'm also wearing boxer shorts,
They're my favorite only pair.
(Of course that's only because,
I hate clean underwear.)"

Hot Babe was oh so *,
And so she answered Toe,
"Hurry! Help me to *,
So we can get real close."

"Oh, rats," Toerag replied,
"I've torn your silky gown.
I hope it wasn't expensive.
"I'll buy another when I go to town."

"Nevermind that!" Hot Babe posted,
"Run your *."
Toerag said, "That perfume you're wearing,
Is making me start to sneeze."

"Do you mind," Toerag requested,
"If I use your torn up clothes.
I can feel the snot on my face,
And I need to blow my nose."

"I'm rubbing *,"
Hot Babe posted in reply,
"I'm * your manly face,
And gripping you with *."

"Excuse me for just a minute,"
Toerag sheepishly typed.
"I need to *,
After the 10 beers I drank tonight."

"Where is the *, Hot Babe?
You've turned all the darn lights out.
NEVERMIND, I THINK I FOUND IT,"
Toerag's next post said with a shout.

"*?" was the only thing,
That Hot Babe could think to write.
"Oh dear," Toerag responded,
"I wish I'd found the light."

"You see," Toerag continued,
It was your hamper I found instead.
I'll pay all your cleaning bills,
For where I used the *."

"Help me unhook my *, Toerag,
And set my * free."
"Er, uh, ummm," Toerag posted,
"These hooks are too hard for me."

"ALRIGHT!!! I'LL DO IT MYSELF!"
"Now my * falls to the floor."
"How did you do that with one hand?
Can I watch you one time more?"

"I'm holding up your huge *,
And I'm studying the funny hooks."
Hot Babe was getting really mad,
"I'm giving you dirty looks."

"I'm * my *,
Now give me long *."
Toerag: "I'M CHOKING ON A * HAIR!
"I NEED SOME WATER QUICK!!!"

Toerag:"I'm rushing down your hall,
To find your kitchen sink.
Ahhh. Thank gosh I found it.
I really needed that drink."

Hot Babe: "Give * , Toerag.
* make me sing!"
Toerag: "OK. I'm going to * my... you know,
* thing."

Hot Babe:"Ohhh yessss, * me."
Toerag: "Oh dear, I'm so ashamed.
It was sort of * a minute ago,
But now its * once again!"

Hot Babe:"WHAT??? GO TO heck YOU LOSER!
YOU'VE WASTED THIS WHOLE darn NIGHT!"
Toerag:"I'm so embarrassed, dear.
I'll wait for you to write."

heh heh heh - was it * for you, Toe???

OK - It lost something in the translation - you'll just have to go over and read, as Paul Harvey says, "Thuhhh REST of the story."

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

1 posted 2004-02-11 10:15 AM

Hy LngJhnAg
What you trying to do to toe. Don't you know how sensitive he is. LOL

Richy
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since 2003-05-03

Posts 3050

2 posted 2004-02-11 10:59 AM

“Hot Babe:"Ohhh yessss, * me."
Toerag: "Oh dear, I'm so ashamed.
It was sort of * a minute ago,
But now its * once again!"

And Toe says, “Hey Lady,
you ever try playing pool, with a rope..."

Thanks LngJhnAg!

Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time!

passing shadows
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since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
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3 posted 2004-02-11 01:12 PM

ROFLMAO

Youngatheart
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since 2003-12-30

Posts 333

4 posted 2004-02-11 02:38 PM

truly amazing!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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