Open Poetry #31 |
Balladeer and LongJohn-Parks Department |
Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LongJohn and Balladeer Were sitting on a bench, LongJohn said "We need to work." Bally didn't flinch. Deer was sitting there, With big tears in his eyes, LongJohn got up and went to work While 'Deer just sat and cried. Toerag (their boss)asked LongJohn, "What's up with Balladeer? Is he not going to work today? And what's up with all the tears?" LongJohn said "He's lazy, The laziest he's ever met, Never done a full day's work, I've never seen him sweat." He's sitting on his gonads, The pain's up in his gut, And Balladeer's so lazy He refuses to stand up." |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
hehehe |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Oh dear, I see trouble brewing. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I guess it's up to me now.... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Get 'em, LongJohn.... sic em!!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFL... All this time I thought he had SOME ambition... that sets new records for laziness! LOL Play date in the park... yippee!!! *S* Enjoyed the grins! |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Buzz...you're sweetly incorrigible! |
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Christopher
Moderator
Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
ouch |
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Richy Member Elite
since 2003-05-03
Posts 3050 |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Hehehe.. you guys. Beauty of the world which is soon to perish has two edges, one of laughter and one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Toe quit a usin' those big words. I had to go to the dictionary to see what he was a sittin' on. Gee.........! OHHHHHHHH! You're bad. Bon |
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Grover Senior Member
since 2004-01-27
Posts 1967London, ON, Canada |
What a laugh! Grover. |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
LOL |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
I heard they were big! If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
I suppose he was bugged Thanks for the laugh, I really enjoy reading you three when you're up and running. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
At it again, ...... lol! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
All it took was a few tears and I didn't have to work for months...and they call ME dumb! Toe, if I sat on gonads you would be flatter than a pancake!! |
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