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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-02-05 03:59 PM

LongJohn and Old Balladeer should send thier heart-felt "thank you"s,
To sibling celebrities who've been headlining the news,
For Michael Jackson makes our "Mikes" look like a pair of saints,
At least neither of them are facing criminal complaints!

That Sunday Super Bowl fiasco on our TV tube,
Proved to the world beyond all doubt there is a bigger boob,
Than either of PIP's pranksters-their play in Open forum
Compared with the Jacksons is a model of decorum.

Now Michael No. (1), We know as "Deer"
Has been missing out on the action,
So he hired a big buck Plastic surgeon
To look like Michael Jackson.

Lost half of his nose
His eyes are much wider
Lipstick-eyeliner
Complexion much lighter.

Mike #(2), LongJohn's his name
Had another star he admired,
PeeWee Herman, (that skinny old vermin)
Just surgically cut off his spare tire.

And thankyou Suthern for the input.......

[This message has been edited by Toerag (02-05-2004 05:39 PM).]

KristieSue

Senior Member

since 2003-01-31

Posts 1460
PA, US

1 posted 2004-02-05 04:08 PM

oh my oh my oh my....

had to print this out. Whenever I need a laugh I know where to look.

love ya Toe..you are the best!

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

2 posted 2004-02-05 04:26 PM

ROTFL....Just too funny!!!!

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2004-02-05 04:32 PM

ROFL...

Most anything at any time
Is fair game for sailor-rhyme
All you see and all you hear
Can be thrown at Balladeer!

And of course... we love the play. *S* Glad to help, sweets... now couldja puhleeze fix that typo??? LOL

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

4 posted 2004-02-05 04:33 PM

The tears of woe for my soon-to-be villified friend Toerag are even now starting to fall. tsk tsk [/piteous sobbing]

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

5 posted 2004-02-05 04:36 PM

Long John: Disregard what Toe said... I swear to you I had nothing whatsoever to do with this! *G*

fingers crossed behind back... waltzing away whistling *G*

Richy
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since 2003-05-03

Posts 3050

6 posted 2004-02-05 04:40 PM

Seymour Tabin
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since 1999-07-07

Posts 31720
Tamarac Fla

7 posted 2004-02-05 05:12 PM

Toe
Your streching the pose, if the bow breaks,
You're in for a sore nose. LOL

muted

Member Elite

since 2004-01-15

Posts 2949
Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving

8 posted 2004-02-05 05:40 PM

LOL

garysgirl

Member Laureate

since 2002-09-29

Posts 19237
Florida, USA

9 posted 2004-02-05 05:57 PM

Was this an accident, Toe and suthern??

Youngatheart
Member

since 2003-12-30

Posts 333

10 posted 2004-02-05 07:01 PM

LMAO

Magnus

Member Laureate

since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

11 posted 2004-02-05 09:36 PM

Personally, I don't believe TOE, Ruth,
LJ or 'Deer to speak truthfully of this
situation....'Deer is probably still
trying to find his magnifying glass so
that he can get a better looksee....

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

12 posted 2004-02-05 10:30 PM

I saw Toerag at the half-time show.
He'd had a little scotch
And dressed up as a rapper
That was tugging on his crotch.

He drank so many shots of Pinch
The boy went dead-drunk blind
And when he heard of Janet's flash
Poor Toerag lost his mind.

"I didn't see! I didn't see!"
"Please do it one more time!"
Ten million people saw that boob
But not Toe - what a crime!