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LngJhnAg
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0 posted 2004-03-31 08:19 AM


'Deer and Toe went shopping
For a mail order birthday surprise.
And my jaw proceeded dropping,
At the things they wanted to buy.

They opened the Sears catalog
And riffled through the pages.
I innocently tagged along,
Their choices were outrageous.

'Deer turned to "Sporting Goods"
And ogled the model posing there,
He lusted like I thought he should,
As the woman was beyond compare.

"Look at the set on that one!"
'Deer exclaimed with glee.
"I know Toe could have lots of fun,
And they'll throw the bag in free!"

Say what?!!

"I don't see how she could have a bag!
"She looks like a ten to me."
'Deer replied, "Are you slow as Toerag?
"It's the golf clubs that he’ll need!"

Ohhhhhh

"Bah!" exclaimed Toe in disgust,
"Have you nothing else on your mind?
"Watch a real man with ‘Bama lusts,
"And you'll see how I unwind."

Toe searched through every section
A confused look came upon his face,
He turned to the index for direction
To his favorite place.

He started mumbling in confusion
Looked at the catalog's date
His eyes widened with conclusion
As he realized his mistake.

"This catalog is the Florida edition!"
Toe exclaimed in deep despair.
His lusting went into remission
At what was missing there.

What the....?

“The ‘Bama catalog is improved,”
Toe said with complete discretion.
“When was it that Sears removed,
The Veterinarians’ Patient section?”

Heh - Happy Birthday Toe - Your Catalog is in the Mail!

© Copyright 2004 Michael Waterman - All Rights Reserved
Sadelite
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1 posted 2004-03-31 09:56 AM


Happy birthday, Toe!  LJA, Thanks for "remembering" Toe on his special day.
                Sadie

Seymour Tabin
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2 posted 2004-03-31 10:16 AM


LngJhnAg
Throw the dog a bone, good write, enjoyed.

Sunshine
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3 posted 2004-03-31 10:29 AM



One more Happy Birthday tag-a-long...

and LJA?  Good job!

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4 posted 2004-03-31 10:30 AM


ROFL......good one!

Is it really Toe's birthday....that rascal....Happy Birthday if it is!!
Hugs to all of you scallywags for making us smile. Chris

Earth Angel
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5 posted 2004-03-31 10:38 AM




A laugh and a half,
For Toe's BD bash!



Big birthday hugs, Dear Toe! ~ and I'll be delivering some angel food cake for you this evening! ~ and with starlight sprinkles on top!

EA


Toerag
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Ala bam a
6 posted 2004-03-31 10:44 AM


I was just trying to find you a good looking young ewe for your birthday? I already bought you some velcro gloves...
passing shadows
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7 posted 2004-03-31 12:21 PM


Happy birthday Toe, m'dear
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8 posted 2004-03-31 01:07 PM


A greeting from a scalawag
Still maligning sweet Toerag
May Long John, Toe and Balladeer
Carry on for many a year!!

I enjoyed, incorrigible one! *G*

Youngatheart
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9 posted 2004-03-31 07:44 PM


Happy birthday, Toe.
Great birthday wish for Toe, LngJhn---- Youngster

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10 posted 2004-03-31 10:01 PM


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Toe!
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