Open Poetry #31 |
Happy Birthday to Toe from LongJohn ('Deer is in here, too) |
LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
'Deer and Toe went shopping For a mail order birthday surprise. And my jaw proceeded dropping, At the things they wanted to buy. They opened the Sears catalog And riffled through the pages. I innocently tagged along, Their choices were outrageous. 'Deer turned to "Sporting Goods" And ogled the model posing there, He lusted like I thought he should, As the woman was beyond compare. "Look at the set on that one!" 'Deer exclaimed with glee. "I know Toe could have lots of fun, And they'll throw the bag in free!" Say what?!! "I don't see how she could have a bag! "She looks like a ten to me." 'Deer replied, "Are you slow as Toerag? "It's the golf clubs that he’ll need!" Ohhhhhh "Bah!" exclaimed Toe in disgust, "Have you nothing else on your mind? "Watch a real man with ‘Bama lusts, "And you'll see how I unwind." Toe searched through every section A confused look came upon his face, He turned to the index for direction To his favorite place. He started mumbling in confusion Looked at the catalog's date His eyes widened with conclusion As he realized his mistake. "This catalog is the Florida edition!" Toe exclaimed in deep despair. His lusting went into remission At what was missing there. What the....? “The ‘Bama catalog is improved,” Toe said with complete discretion. “When was it that Sears removed, The Veterinarians’ Patient section?” Heh - Happy Birthday Toe - Your Catalog is in the Mail! |
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Sadelite Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519 |
Happy birthday, Toe! LJA, Thanks for "remembering" Toe on his special day. Sadie |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
LngJhnAg Throw the dog a bone, good write, enjoyed. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
One more Happy Birthday tag-a-long... and LJA? Good job! |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
ROFL......good one! Is it really Toe's birthday....that rascal....Happy Birthday if it is!! Hugs to all of you scallywags for making us smile. Chris |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
A laugh and a half, For Toe's BD bash! Big birthday hugs, Dear Toe! ~ and I'll be delivering some angel food cake for you this evening! ~ and with starlight sprinkles on top! EA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I was just trying to find you a good looking young ewe for your birthday? I already bought you some velcro gloves... |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
Happy birthday Toe, m'dear |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
A greeting from a scalawag Still maligning sweet Toerag May Long John, Toe and Balladeer Carry on for many a year!! I enjoyed, incorrigible one! *G* |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
Happy birthday, Toe. Great birthday wish for Toe, LngJhn---- Youngster |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Toe! |
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