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Open Poetry #31

My Telepathic Timex

Toerag
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since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2004-03-25 05:36 PM

I walked into a bar,
Sat next to this blonde fox,
Looked her up and down,
Then gandered at my watch.

She looked at me and asked:
"Is your date just running late?"
I said I didn't have one,
I wasn't here to wait.

I said I bought this new watch,
It has telepathy,
It says: "You're not wearing panties,
And this I need to see."

She replied with sympathy,
"Your watch is simply wrong,
Because I'm wearing panties,
Though it's just a thong."

I shook my head in disbelief,
And told my lady friend,
"This stupid watch is one hour fast,
I'll set it back till "then"....

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

1 posted 2004-03-25 06:07 PM

no one ever talks to me like that when sitting at a bar...