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Toerag
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0 posted 2004-03-24 09:39 AM


Balladeer had this gal
She was quite a sight to see,
One boob was a "C" cup
The other one a "D"

They entered a little contest
A wet T-shirt competition
She took first and second place
Balladeer got honorable mention.

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Kahlil
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1 posted 2004-03-24 09:46 AM


Until he gains 90 pounds and changes his voice he's lucky to get THAT much....
~K~

Earth Angel
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2 posted 2004-03-24 10:05 AM


Oh, so that is why I didn't win that wet t-shirt competition! My boobs are BOTH D's! lol

Fun write from a fungi! I mean "fun guy"!

Loves 'n laughs,
EA

Youngatheart
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3 posted 2004-03-24 01:03 PM


Cute, Toe, cute!
And a very clever response, Earth Angel!!

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4 posted 2004-03-24 01:12 PM


One thing's for sure, no matter how crappy you think your day is, you can always get a smile here! Nice!

If you're not yourself, then there is no you.

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5 posted 2004-03-24 02:17 PM


Oh, you are bad....you are soooo bad!
hugs, Chris

   Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale.
                                          Hans Christian Anderson

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6 posted 2004-03-24 03:08 PM


I can think of no one more qualified to write about boobs...
Earth Angel
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7 posted 2004-03-24 03:14 PM


At least Balladeer got to go home with the real boobie prize!
Susan Caldwell
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8 posted 2004-03-24 04:01 PM


My boobs are always bouncing from the left and to the right....oh wait...that is a different kind of song...

"toss me gently into the morning, for the night has been unkind"
~Sarah McLachlan~

iliana
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9 posted 2004-03-24 06:14 PM


I always thought that they were like any other assemitric part of our body; you know, one hand bigger than the other, one foot bigger than the other, etc., etc.... oh well, never mind...don't know where I was going with that.  Anyway, lol -- you sure are a brave soul!
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10 posted 2004-03-24 08:11 PM


LOL
Kahlil
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11 posted 2004-03-24 11:38 PM


Susan, that was AC/DC's song about big balls, meaning the Queen's, of course...
~K~

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12 posted 2004-03-25 04:00 PM


LOL... Both the poem and the responses are great... thanks for the grins! *S*
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