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Balladeer is hung
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Balladeer is hung |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
 He was at a bar in 'Ala-bam' A hunting lodge I think, Met this gal that caught his eye And ordered her a drink. He got himself a cocktail, Ordered her up a beer, The waiter took it to her, Then she met Balladeer. 'Deer stuck his finger in his drink, Then touched it to her panty hose, Said, 'Let's go over to your house, Get out of these wet clothes.' She smiled and submitted, She took him to her home. A quiet and seductive place She lived there all alone. The rest is simply history, The hunt was now complete, This 'huntress' bagged old Balladeer, But his ending's not so sweet ... |
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Grover Senior Member
since 2004-01-27
Posts 1967London, ON, Canada |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
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Nightshade 
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
*chuckling*... I love it when you "big" boys get into a fray... we never know what's going to appear, or what you'll have to say... but when the three of you come mix it up, there's one thing that I know... all of the rest of Passions is laughing... with 'Deer, and John, and Toe...  |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
OMG..Hahaha... Love that picture!! you are simply "too much" |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
Awwwww! Poor Balladeer. |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - now did he really do this, in Ala-bam? BC |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Hey, Toe!! At least a gal mounted me, more than you can say...  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, ya did get some head didn't ya? |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
After reading the title, I thought to myself, "Oh, oh! Another one of Toe's poems is going to be banished to the Mature Forum!" lol Now I can see for myself, how well he is hung. ~ Right down the centre of the wall! lol  Luvs 'n huggums to two naughty boys! EA |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
 This is great.Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
~smiling~ imagining M |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
He is? |
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JamesMichael Member Empyrean
since 1999-11-16
Posts 33336Kapolei, Hawaii, USA |
Reminding me of an Asian movie I watched recently called "The Audition"...James |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
As soon as I saw the picture, I started laughing ^_^ |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
cute |
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Youngatheart Member
since 2003-12-30
Posts 333 |
'Deer and Toe....you two are way too funny for your own good!!!!!!!!!!!! This is a great one, Toe. I really like the pic.,,cute! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Great TRUE story, Toe. You've clearly shown how horny Balladeer really is. |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... At least he still has a smile on his face. *G* |
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