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Exiled to the Fairy Grotto
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Exiled to the Fairy Grotto |
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DavePage Member Elite
since 2003-12-21
Posts 2917 |
My wife wanted a funny I supposed that tells it all ******************************** Exiled to the Fairy Grotto Misdemeanours Tracked The wind whistled Through some things And so ratatattat Guy had no teeth but fangs In ultra violet light It wasn’t his teeth that got the bite Just his dandruff getting tight He shone in daylight We combed his coat for fun He would often take it off Like a Cossack on a belt He never felt the bite Had ever begun His breath was the problem A meat diet you see We quietly called him Hades He would never be free A yellow glow At night We had to keep him in It was wasn’t to keep him off the girls We cooked the grill on rare And barbecued the mushrooms On him Or other parts for dare Leaving by the roof at times And sometimes by the door He never thought of the punters Just meat to the claw The Crooked Claw Was always there A coated menu for all I cannot fault the service Just things falling through I’ve never seen ladies before Served with such grace I just hope He has the sense To stick in With the Human Race |
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J.Samm Member
since 2004-01-12
Posts 415Iloilo City, Philippines |
well, this was real fun! interesting title too. |
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DavePage Member Elite
since 2003-12-21
Posts 2917 |
Complete nonsense but the Lady likes something that makes her laugh Dave |
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