Open Poetry #30 |
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Post-Xmas Response to Toe and 'Deer's Christmas "Tree" poems |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion ![]() |
Now that Christmas has come and gone, And the presents have been exchanged, It's time to take those two trees down, And get this room rearranged. Toe's sapling has it's own stand, He uses screws to keep it erect. He's had to water it every night, With Lone Stars in glass long necks. 'Deer ties his Bonsai up with string, To keep it from falling over, He doesn't need to water it like Toe, He's got his faithful dog named Rover. But I digress, Christmas has passed, And it's time to put away the trimming. I'm here to help both of these boys, With some well thought out delimbing. My Lorelei gave me many presents, And the best one filled me with awe. I'm gonna take down both those trees, With my new Homelite chainsaw! |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Well, you surely have enough "gas" to make them homelites run....You reprobate...I luv ya yanno..... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
LOL@Gas - I know you love me, Toe, but you still can't have my Bud Light. I hope you had a great Christmas, Toe. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You're both up way to early! ![]() Hope you each had a wonderful Christmas - now on to a New Year! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I set my clock to wake up with the Sunshine *ahem*. |
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Midnitesun![]()
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL shaking my head, laughing at the way you guys say Happy Holidays |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Love when you guys are a pickin' at each other. Now about that little ole chainsaw. I have a tale to tell. I will post just for you. Bon-Bon ![]() |
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garysgirl![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
ouch!! A chainsaw could hurt!! |
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scorpio Member Ascendant
since 2002-10-02
Posts 5178right...there |
A chainsaw, LgnJhnAg, Deer and Toe is just an accident waiting to happen!!! believe in what your heart feels... |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I understand the need you have To use your Christmas toy. Those who can't possess have no choice Left but to destroy. Toe and I had our big trees To make our Christmas bright. All you had was one small bush And even it had blight! I'll bet you spent the whole night long Wishing for even a small tree. How sad to have to go through life With a case of pine-less envy! I luv ya as much as Toe, sailor!! ![]() |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
ROFL@pine-less. Well done, you Devil! Thanks to everybody for your warm welcome and wonderful support. Have a warm, love-filled new year. |
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