Open Poetry #30 |
Introducing Toerag to the New Members.. |
Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Samson had Delilah Who betrayed him with her spiel. Road Runner had Coyote out To have him for a meal. Holmes had Moriarty As his ever-present foe. Batman had the Joker... Here at Passions - we've got Toe. Mighty oaks have dry-rot, Orchids get a fungus. That pales by comparison To what we have among us. Heads of hair have bald spots We comb so it doesn't show. Titanic had the iceberg.... Here at Passions - we've got Toe. Ain't it strange how Mother Nature Loves to mix and match? Throw a fly in every ointment Just to see us scratch? Oceans have pollution. Dogs and cats come down with fleas. What we have is so much worse Than any one of these... Tweety had that "puddy tat" To fill his life with woe Riding Hood had big, bad wolf.. At Passions - we've got Toe!! [This message has been edited by Balladeer (12-23-2003 01:24 PM).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Michael, Michael, Michael... I gotta let you know that just now, I startled my daughter with the loudest laugh she's heard from me in some time. This is hilarious, and you are a gifted madman and Toe is a treasure. Happy Holidays to you both. |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
So if in Florida where there's no snow, a playful fight begins by throwing around some Toe? |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
What on earth would this place be without you? OMG that was priceless, and if there is a prize for top slammer - you get my vote this year. They have to work darn hard to top this one! LOL, priceless! Happy Holidays Let there be peace on earth, and let it begin with me. [This message has been edited by Mysteria (12-23-2003 01:38 PM).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Balladeer You have a mind that I admire. LOL |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
I appreciate your candor and for the honest and forthright manner in which you portrayed Passions most notorious scallawag! Mind you, you are in the running for top billing in that category yourself, Dear Balls of Deer! lol You made me laugh so loud that you got my wings vibrating violently and my halo fell off! lol Big holiday hugs for you two lovable lugs! EA |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
What a warm introduction....how yall are?...I'm toerag...the quiet, shy one....this is a great example on how mean Balladeer is.....please keep this in mind when you read our stuff....I'm the nice one.....You'll never see me write nasty UNTRUE things like this about him..... |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
There you go, got you out of your hiding place didn't I and with what splendid introduction of our Toe. LOL Deer you get better and better and I love you for giving me this Christmas pleasure. Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Batman has his Robin and the sea its ebb and flow. Passions has her Balladeer, and Balladeer has Toe. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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passing shadows Member Empyrean
since 1999-08-26
Posts 45577displaced |
ok... I think I might have nightmares about that dog spooky |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
We've got TOE... and We've got DEER - What more could a bunch of Passionate Poets ask for???... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Yep, like Nan said, we've got you, Ball-Deer, ole Toerag, and let's not forget Mr. SailorMan. LOL All three of you are just precious. Do ya'll know that? And such good and loving friends, who are so kind and sweet and considerate to each other....ahahahahaha (They really are good friends, new members!!) Thanks for all the laughs, Michael. Love and hugs to all three of you nuts, |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... well now, just what would Christmas morning be, if I didn't open up a present of words from you 'Deer? Flowing and wonderful as always, and I can't stop laughing at that picture of the dog, lol. Merry Christmas to you (and Toe), sweet Michael! Best wishes and hugs, /Kit |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Hahahahaha You are so BAD.......... Love the dog with the puppy dog eyes. LOL Hahahahaha Oh!My! Toe's going to get ya. Love Bon-Bon |
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Gunslinger Senior Member
since 1999-10-09
Posts 901TX, USA |
Ah, Mikey, me lad...Faith, an' wha' sha' we do wit ya? I love it, I am waiting for toe's revenge. Happy holidays. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROTFL Oh boy, here we go again! |
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jaicie114 Senior Member
since 2003-09-27
Posts 750On the edge of forever |
Yep...this should be good to see what comes next! And, I thought the Christmas tree stuff was funny!! I'm with Dixie about the dog, though...that's just "off"....LOL Thanks for the chuckles, guys...glad you chose this site to have such fun with each other and let us "watch"! Love and Light...jc This I know as Truth...we are all Beings of Light. |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
This is GREAT!!!!! I love it when you make me SMILE!!!! Keep it up Balladeer!!!! Bridgette PS It's a good thing you warned them!!! "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
*giggle* this is cute! ~though the picture of that dog is disturbing~ LMAO silly boys |
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Ladycat
since 1999-07-05
Posts 782At the edge and a doorway,TX |
You just gotta love it These two we have for show Passions presents The Balladeer Balladeer bothers The Toe I guess that's just the way it happens Boy, these guys can flow I would hate to lose The Balladeer But I would hate more to lose The Toe So here at Passion's we love them But this you did not know Toe really loves The Balladeer The Balladeer really loves The Toe Thank you once again for that great piece, Senior Balladeer. Just remember that soon The Toe will be right behind you with a piece about you. I love you guys! Thank you for lighting up my poetry life! Love, Ladycat Dancing is the loftiest, the most moving, the most |
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Severn Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-17
Posts 7704 |
Snort....I still don't think anyone's safe 'deer... hah... K |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
Whoohoooooo Dear Deer, you did it again, oh my....oh my, you caused me belly ache from laughing here. Think you made a great introduction for Toerag. Hugs Charisma |
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KristieSue
since 2003-01-31
Posts 1460PA, US |
lmao |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Hey, it's back. I loved it the first time I read it, and I still do. Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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SimplyGold Senior Member
since 2002-07-10
Posts 1453 |
Balladeer, this is great. A perfect description of TR. At least, from all I've read of him and the countless number of exchanges I've peeked at. SG TR how about an intro reply to Balladeer? |
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Neeraja Senior Member
since 2002-06-22
Posts 812The Netherlands |
aaahhh.... I needed that laugh.... Thanks Deer! |
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Bonnie j Senior Member
since 2003-06-27
Posts 1588Ohio |
Just had to reread and get another laugh. Still love the puppy dog eyes. Hahahaha Bon |
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