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Balladeer's Visit To Dr. LongJohn
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Balladeer's Visit To Dr. LongJohn |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer had a virus, Went to see his doc, Couldn't leave the bathroom, His bowels just wouldn't stop. Dr. LongJohn told him, "I have the cure for you, Two suppositories, Will make ya good as new." Dr. LongJohn said, "We'll insert one here, Take the other home today, (You'll need help from Mrs. Deer)" Bally took it home, And asked his wife's assistance, To insert his second dose, She agreed with some resistance. Balladeer bent over, Spreading both his cheeks, She put one hand on his shoulder, Used her other for the deed. Balladeer remarked, Turned around and told-her, "LongJohn did it differently, He had hands on BOTH my shoulders?" |
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
OMG  |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
rofl....only you Toe......only you...OMG!! I love it..... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
You do tell all their lil secrets, don't you? *G* |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Geez, you had to dust off a lot of cobwebs to get this one out of storage!! |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Of course you know, Toe - THIS MEANS WAR!!! |
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Sadelite Member Elite
since 2003-10-11
Posts 2519 |
Couldn't stop the chuckle! Just had to stop by... Enjoyed! Sadelite |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
OMG!!! Yer in deep trouble now Toe!  Yer just too much! My mascara is running down my cheeks! Hugs~ ~Let peace begin with me... |
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garysgirl
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Oh my, Toe... you three are something else!! Hugs,  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, An old joke, but never seen it set to poetry before.LOL Happy Holiday my friend. |
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Kahlil Senior Member
since 2003-04-12
Posts 1881 |
ROFL!!!!!!! ~K~ |
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WannabePoet Member
since 2003-12-10
Posts 62New York USA |
LoL, very cute.  Tobi |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Oh my goodness! Nan (Pilgrim variety) |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
my my my toe...it's good to laugh with you again. Miss ya. ROFLMAO! <*\\\>< |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Toerag - he did??????? BC |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Toe....This one is just BAD!!!!! Bridgette  "Somewhere, somehow, it should be possible to touch someone and never let go again. To hold someone, not for a moment but forever." Unknown |
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muted
since 2004-01-15
Posts 2949Elapsing, Eclipsing, Evolving |
 LMAO |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I cannot believe people would actually ENCOURAGE you to write more! You are a despicable rascal!!!! |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Toe may be a despicable rascal LongJohn, but you can't deny he's a most funny one That's not a good bedtime story Toe, I will be laughing all night Titia Like scattered leaves...my words will flow |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFLMAO! It cracked me up again. Thanks again for the laugh buddy. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
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Inuwindow Junior Member
since 2002-08-29
Posts 12 |
I enjoyed the *innuendo* in this poem. LOL. |
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