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Insubordinate eyes (response to Vicky Raynes, that lil sweetie)
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Insubordinate eyes (response to Vicky Raynes, that lil sweetie) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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“Are you listening to me?” I thought I heard her say, “Look at me when I talk to you!” I thought I had obeyed. I’d paid attention to her, so I felt I had her trust, When I thought I heard her say, “Are you looking at my bust?!” My transgression wasn’t all my fault, I’ve insubordinate eyes, I try to concentrate on faces, but all I see are chests and thighs. It isn’t that I’m lecherous, it’s just that I’m a man, And women are so beautiful. I wish they’d understand. Medical science has progressed so far, taking leaps and bounds, Coming up with new procedures, I hope something will be found To help me look women in the eye, as they all request, Perhaps a new procedure to transplant eyes to the chest! |
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Alicat Member Elite
since 1999-05-23
Posts 4094Coastal Texas |
ROFL...Yep, you did exactly what you said you were going to do in your reply to Vicky, and this one is just....so....male! I feel vindicated at last! I'm reminded of some of the jobs I've had, and the ladies who wore shirts with writing on the front, who did get affronted if you were the least bit literary and curious, for some very odd reason. On some, it was like reading a newspaper draped across the thighs....all curves and distorted letters. But I digress. Good one, ya sailin scalawag! |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
rofl.....good one Long John! |
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garysgirl  
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
Oh my, Sailor Man.... I am one of those women who wish you men would realize that we have a face and eyes, as well as other parts of our bodies!! LOL You did write it well, you nut!! Hugs,  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Ethel - Of course I know you women have a face and eyes - it's just that I sometimes forget where you put them - lol. BTW - Do you have any peekshures? *darting eyeballs* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, this happens everytime the sailor comes "home" on leave......you know how those sailors are.....now you know why "I" am the only male here that can be trusted, I never stare at a lady's breasts or thighs...NEVER!....after all, I'm sweet, kind, shy, very innocent, but, if you have photos please forward to my email addy?..Just so I'll know what LongJohn's been looking at.... |
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steavenr Member Elite
since 2003-11-17
Posts 4058 |
just curious...have you tried corrective eye-focals?  |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
As a matter of fact, Steaver, I have tried corrective eye-focals - it's call a hard slap to the face, and I've had the procedure several times, all to no avail. Alas...alack. lol |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... you ole reprobate... I love this! *G* |
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tavern wench Junior Member
since 2004-01-11
Posts 44 |
Come look at mine, Sailor Man. |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
LOL, ya lil Wench - I'm not gonna look deliberately! |
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tavern wench Junior Member
since 2004-01-11
Posts 44 |
You protest too much, Sailor. I dare say I think you would look as I bend over to serve you your mug of beer, and quite a long stare it would be. |
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