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Open Poetry #28

Red Hair Limericks, Be warned

Professor Gloom
Member Elite

since 2000-07-23

Posts 3082
of Depression

0 posted 2003-08-12 02:34 PM

1
T’was a red headed lady from Kent
Taking all the men wherever she went
Then down by the old wharf
Met a well hung young dwarf
And a night rocking the boat was spent
2
There was a lassie with flaming hair
And pale beauty beyond compare
Then came rich old MacGregor
That would plead and beg her
But never her charms would she share.
3
The once was a girl with hair of red
That methodically took men to her bed,
All the men of the town
She counted them down
Then practiced to the city she fled
4
A lady of red hair owned a fine bar
Visitors came from near and far
She was witty and funny
And she took all their money,
They all glowed by the light of her star.
5
Red headed lady stay from my door
I don’t want you to stand there anymore
Give up your lewd vending
And perversions you’re spending
Rest by my hearth in peace I implore

Gloom

S Arthur Grey
Senior Member

since 2001-03-19

Posts 719
woven by a poet's loom

1 posted 2003-08-12 02:44 PM

Limericks seem rather unpopular these days, but I like 'em.
I just may have to do a few more . . .
Thanks, Gloom

s.a.g.

1slick_lady
Member Ascendant

since 2000-12-22

Posts 6088
standing on a shadow's lace

2 posted 2003-08-12 02:45 PM

ROFLMAO !!!!!
thanks
smooch

Tequilia_Sunrise
Senior Member

since 2003-02-19

Posts 612
Lochalsh, Ontario, Canada

3 posted 2003-08-12 04:26 PM

great!

Kaoru

Member Elite

since 2003-06-07

Posts 3892
where the wild flowers grow

4 posted 2003-08-12 06:55 PM

Gloom, this is totally creative and cool.

Something I've yet to see 'till now.

Write on.

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

5 posted 2003-08-13 02:14 AM

well, I'm strawberry-blonde, so I guess I get hit from both sides...maybe I'll just dye me hair brown and be done with it LOL

cute stuff here Gloom

Susan Caldwell
Member Rara Avis

since 2002-12-27

Posts 8348
Florida

6 posted 2003-08-13 09:09 AM

LMAO!! OMG, I am somewhat of a red head (it runs in the family). I loved these...lol a "well hung dwarf" LOL...

Great writing!

Susan

[This message has been edited by Susan Caldwell (08-13-2003 11:23 AM).]

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