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Balladeer's New Home
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Balladeer's New Home |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Balladeer now older, Lost his muse for poems, His family decided, "He needs a nursing home." Bally seemed quite happy, Bed baths by young sweet girls, Some with low cut dresses, And lovely blond hair curls. They fed him gourmet meals, Had a lovely garden view, Gave him crayons to color, Always things to do. The nurses noticed Balladeer, If left for any time Would start to lean right over, So they'd lean him back in line. He'd lean out to the left, They'd straighten him and then He'd lean off to the right, They'd set him back again. His family came to visit, Asked how he liked the "home" He answered with frustration, Which started with a moan. "I've only one complaint, It's about to burst my heart, The nurses here won't let me, Lean out to pass a fart." [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-20-2003 07:33 AM).] |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
ROFLMBO  KEEPING THIS! Maree  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Toe, An old joke but worth a smile at what Balladeer will answer. LOL |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling)... Well... surprised ol deer hadn't blown up by now.... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Sy...I'm an old joke! Hair....Obviously you haven't seen him in a while?....He's "pretty blown up" fersure! Thank you Dark Angel....you're as sweet as your pic! |
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Earth Angel Member Empyrean
since 2002-08-27
Posts 40215Realms of Light |
Oh, my! You've just given me a guilt complex! So that's what those dear old male patients of mine were trying to do! WhenI was a student nurse, the very first patient I had, leaned forward in his chair as I walked in front of him, and he whipped up the skirt of my uniform form! Perhaps I have no need to feel guilty afterall! Toe, this poem was a hoot and a holler!  Huggums snuggums! EA |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
LMFO Excellent... If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again. |
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garysgirl 
since 2002-09-29
Posts 19237Florida, USA |
HaHaHaHa!!!  Now, let's hope that ole Deer doesn't moon us all!!! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
There's only one thing wrong with this, Toe. *G* I swear he'd find a way to shoot poetic arrows at you even if he couldn't quite remember who you are... just from force of habit! LOL And, of course... the reverse is just as true. *S* And if y'all should happen to end up on the same front porch... they'll sell tickets. *G* Thanks for the grins! *S* |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
IF I EVER END UP IN A NURSING HOME, WHICH I'M SURE I'LL DIE FIRST...I HOPE AND PRAY IT'S WITH BALLADEER. |
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Neeraja Senior Member
since 2002-06-22
Posts 812The Netherlands |
A BIG smile from me!!!  Neeraja |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
OMG! Yur comment was funnier even than the poem, I am in hysterics. I could not imagine a fate worse for any nurse than the two of you renegades in one place  |
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NickTofteland Member
since 2003-06-13
Posts 74MN, USA |
Hehe... hillarious!  Psalms 20:7 "Some trust in chariots and some in horses, but we trust in the name of the Lord our God." |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, Toe, I see ya finally wrote about a topic you know something about. Even your son conceived from that mating we all read about, had some words of wisdom on the topic...  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
LOL....ain't it the truth 'Deer?...(One thing though...I'm glad my son doesn't visit here anymore....he's stronger than an ape...meaner than a lion...and would have no problem headin' to Florida to stuff you into the 18th hole). [This message has been edited by Toerag (06-20-2003 07:33 AM).] |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
You're so bad, you're cute!  |
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Skyfire
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
HAHAHAHA thank you for that much needed laugh  It is said the Creator has taken a handful of South Wind and given each newborn Arabian the power of flight without wings |
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Artic Wind Member Rara Avis
since 2007-09-16
Posts 8080Realm of Supernatural |
HA that was just too funny... Loved the ending  ARCTIC WIND  |
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