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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2003-06-17 07:36 AM

And now, the star of the Newlywed Game....Bob Eubanks!

"All of our contestants you see,
Are newlyweds of course
Let me introduce LongJohn,
A "sailor" of sorts.

He's only been married
For a very short time,
A gal that would have him,
Was quite hard to find.

We asked his wife Lorelei,
What LongJohn does best,
She thought very hard,
Then she confessed:

"He passes gas frequently,
And kicks kitty kats,
Writes poetry and cusses,
that handsome Toerag."

Bob asked her next,
About their sweet honeymoon,
She said it was funny,
Like a Popeye cartoon.

He ate viagra and spinach,
Why he could last for an hour!
When the Viagra ran out,
So did his power."

Cpat Hair

Member Patricius

since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

1 posted 2003-06-17 07:38 AM

lol.... Well...I see that now 'Deer and LngJohn have made the television circuit without winning anything... other than a few chuckles..
Good thing you are around to look out for them and make sure there exploits get properly recorded..

Nan

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-20

Posts 21191
Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

2 posted 2003-06-17 08:32 AM

Hmmmmmmm...... Lorelei might just have something to say about this one....

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2003-06-17 08:57 AM

If you can't join 'em, pull 'em into the fray, I say...

You did send this directly on, like a gloved fist, right? We'll see a retort of sorts?

Mon Cherie

Senior Member

since 2001-10-31

Posts 922
Land of Never-ending Summers

4 posted 2003-06-17 09:02 AM

Haha... this one is so funny!

_,,,^.^,,,_
Florence

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

5 posted 2003-06-17 09:22 AM

Toe,
LJ sounds like a happy newlywed to me!

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

6 posted 2003-06-17 10:18 AM

He's a newlywed no longer
For his love keeps growing stronger
And the lovely Lorelei his love returns
But he must keep his wits about him
As his buddies taunt and flout him
The concept of low profile he's not learned!

I hope you emailed this to the sailor... otherwise it may be another month or so before he does his hit and run act again? LOL

Artic Wind
Member Rara Avis

since 2007-09-16

Posts 8080
Realm of Supernatural

7 posted 2008-02-07 03:30 PM

Funny!

ARCTIC WIND

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